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in 2026 fujoing out will replace baseball as the great american pastime
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
in 2026 fujoing out will replace baseball as the great american pastime
cracking the fuck up at the feist needledrop in the hockey BL
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
cracking the fuck up at the feist needledrop in the hockey BL
spotify wants to make it psychotically easy for me to play sexual healing into a strangers headphones
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
spotify wants to make it psychotically easy for me to play sexual healing into a strangers headphones
the outfit i have planned for my birthday is so completely sexual and yet i’ll be doing karaoke, showing my humble and relatable side
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the outfit i have planned for my birthday is so completely sexual and yet i’ll be doing karaoke, showing my humble and relatable side
having covid is like okay time to practice barking like a dog, rest, time to practice lois griffin impression, rest,
September 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
having covid is like okay time to practice barking like a dog, rest, time to practice lois griffin impression, rest,
hack: use your phone to see your hair
September 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
hack: use your phone to see your hair
do you think p!nk flips every day
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
do you think p!nk flips every day
eventbrite should change their slogan to “last brite was a movie” and then they should collab with calvin klein and the slogan for that should be “last brite was a movie and honey? i was the star in my calvins”
August 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
eventbrite should change their slogan to “last brite was a movie” and then they should collab with calvin klein and the slogan for that should be “last brite was a movie and honey? i was the star in my calvins”
if you’re ever in a position where you drank a mango smoothie then ate cookie dough then drank coffee then ate dried mango and now your stomach hurts? try more cookie dough and water it fixes it
August 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
if you’re ever in a position where you drank a mango smoothie then ate cookie dough then drank coffee then ate dried mango and now your stomach hurts? try more cookie dough and water it fixes it
if you sell womens clothing online and your idea of describing sizing is saying saying stuff like “fits a medium :)” you are a complete freak
August 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
if you sell womens clothing online and your idea of describing sizing is saying saying stuff like “fits a medium :)” you are a complete freak
everyone loves my shower head that hurts like needles
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everyone loves my shower head that hurts like needles
smart waters on the roof>>>>>>>
August 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
smart waters on the roof>>>>>>>
something no one can ever take away from me is that my birthday is in november
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
something no one can ever take away from me is that my birthday is in november
does anyone know my wife’s first and last name
July 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
does anyone know my wife’s first and last name
*inspects individual blueberries for deliciousness before handing them to a sweet baby*
July 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*inspects individual blueberries for deliciousness before handing them to a sweet baby*
when i’m manic i become a sneakerhead and when i’m not i literally don’t know who that was
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
when i’m manic i become a sneakerhead and when i’m not i literally don’t know who that was
basically what we’re gonna do is dance
June 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
basically what we’re gonna do is dance
my most christian belief is that i think if you jerk off to ai it allows demons to enter your body
June 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
my most christian belief is that i think if you jerk off to ai it allows demons to enter your body
baby gronk even hugged livvy
May 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
baby gronk even hugged livvy
i’m running for congress and i’m proposing a bill that it should be legal for mindy kaling to kill bj novak if she ever feels like it
April 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i’m running for congress and i’m proposing a bill that it should be legal for mindy kaling to kill bj novak if she ever feels like it
i’m listening to stayc and muse this morning and it’s putting me in a mood no ones ever been in before
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i’m listening to stayc and muse this morning and it’s putting me in a mood no ones ever been in before
of course i know i have boobs but every once in a while i remember i have breasts
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
of course i know i have boobs but every once in a while i remember i have breasts
i can’t imagine meeting me and not being able to tell i’m the child of a teen mom immediately
March 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i can’t imagine meeting me and not being able to tell i’m the child of a teen mom immediately
and kpop girl group songs are like:
hey ya hey ya hey ya (babay)
it’s birthday on ya (what you want it)
you like my what now (melt it)
i’m little miss problem (coconut chocolate)
hey ya hey ya hey ya (babay)
it’s birthday on ya (what you want it)
you like my what now (melt it)
i’m little miss problem (coconut chocolate)
March 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
and kpop girl group songs are like:
hey ya hey ya hey ya (babay)
it’s birthday on ya (what you want it)
you like my what now (melt it)
i’m little miss problem (coconut chocolate)
hey ya hey ya hey ya (babay)
it’s birthday on ya (what you want it)
you like my what now (melt it)
i’m little miss problem (coconut chocolate)
every kpop boy group song is like:
i wanna love you tonight (tonight)
girl that smoothie just for me
(skrrt skrrt)
i’m ready for the fight (the fight)
believe in yourself (nothing is impossible)
i wanna love you tonight (tonight)
girl that smoothie just for me
(skrrt skrrt)
i’m ready for the fight (the fight)
believe in yourself (nothing is impossible)
March 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
every kpop boy group song is like:
i wanna love you tonight (tonight)
girl that smoothie just for me
(skrrt skrrt)
i’m ready for the fight (the fight)
believe in yourself (nothing is impossible)
i wanna love you tonight (tonight)
girl that smoothie just for me
(skrrt skrrt)
i’m ready for the fight (the fight)
believe in yourself (nothing is impossible)