Benny Lawrence
@gaydragonrobot.bsky.social
Lawyer for poor people in Toronto, Canada. I write very silly books, mainly about lesbians, and scream into the eternal void. https://bennylawrence.com/
Babysitting nieces tomorrow! Which means it is time to make OVERELABORATE THINGS TO PLAY WITH that amuse me more than anyone else.
No idea whether nieces will have any particle of interest in a pair of dinochompers, but I'M having fun.
No idea whether nieces will have any particle of interest in a pair of dinochompers, but I'M having fun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Babysitting nieces tomorrow! Which means it is time to make OVERELABORATE THINGS TO PLAY WITH that amuse me more than anyone else.
No idea whether nieces will have any particle of interest in a pair of dinochompers, but I'M having fun.
No idea whether nieces will have any particle of interest in a pair of dinochompers, but I'M having fun.
Preparing to teach my students the principles of trust law (fiduciary duty, encroachment, accumulation) using a simply unconscionable amount of chocolate. This was cheaper in the Before Times, when I didn't have to buy exclusively swanky Canadian chocolate, but oh well. #itworks #boycottusa
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Preparing to teach my students the principles of trust law (fiduciary duty, encroachment, accumulation) using a simply unconscionable amount of chocolate. This was cheaper in the Before Times, when I didn't have to buy exclusively swanky Canadian chocolate, but oh well. #itworks #boycottusa
Captain Wow's toe-floofs are truly magnificent. Like unto the moustache of Hercule Poirot. It is probably advisable to trim them but I would not dare. #catsofbluesky
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Captain Wow's toe-floofs are truly magnificent. Like unto the moustache of Hercule Poirot. It is probably advisable to trim them but I would not dare. #catsofbluesky
I have always felt that the song should end this way. #art #veryimportantcontributiontosociety
August 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have always felt that the song should end this way. #art #veryimportantcontributiontosociety
I will see you "How would a dog wear pants?" and raise you "How would a shark wear a headband while dressing as Rambo for Halloween?" #mysteries
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I will see you "How would a dog wear pants?" and raise you "How would a shark wear a headband while dressing as Rambo for Halloween?" #mysteries
What is it with people who see someone reading and think that they need to be rescued from loneliness?
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What is it with people who see someone reading and think that they need to be rescued from loneliness?
Gothic horror and realistic cruelty, softened by humour and love.
July 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gothic horror and realistic cruelty, softened by humour and love.
Baby Niece finally old enough to move into the bedroom of Bigger Niece, meaning that the mobiles I made for each of them will be united for the first time.
June 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Baby Niece finally old enough to move into the bedroom of Bigger Niece, meaning that the mobiles I made for each of them will be united for the first time.
It's just one victory with many more battles to come. We still have to reckon with the number of our fellow citizens who marked a ballot for Fascism Lite. But one has to rejoice any time a would-be autocrat gets handed a pink slip. #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's just one victory with many more battles to come. We still have to reckon with the number of our fellow citizens who marked a ballot for Fascism Lite. But one has to rejoice any time a would-be autocrat gets handed a pink slip. #cdnpoli
It's just one victory with many more battles to come. We still have to reckon with the number of our fellow citizens who marked a ballot for Fascism Lite. But one has to rejoice any time a would-be autocrat gets handed a pink slip. #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's just one victory with many more battles to come. We still have to reckon with the number of our fellow citizens who marked a ballot for Fascism Lite. But one has to rejoice any time a would-be autocrat gets handed a pink slip. #cdnpoli
Just an April day in Canada.
April 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just an April day in Canada.
Photograph: the mighty and magnificent Mervyn Sequeira.
March 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Photograph: the mighty and magnificent Mervyn Sequeira.
Quite easy to spend every day filled with eye-popping rage from dawn to dusk about now. I keep having to remind myself to unclench my teeth before I grind them to powder. Have a lesbian paramecium.
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Quite easy to spend every day filled with eye-popping rage from dawn to dusk about now. I keep having to remind myself to unclench my teeth before I grind them to powder. Have a lesbian paramecium.
I always enjoy the moment when the drafting tools come out, because it feels like I am about to perform surgery on someone without using ether.
March 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I always enjoy the moment when the drafting tools come out, because it feels like I am about to perform surgery on someone without using ether.
Believe it or not, it's about lesbians, not chess. And 19th century Austria, and mechanical contraptions, and a little chess, but still lesbians mainly.
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXw7
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXw7
March 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Believe it or not, it's about lesbians, not chess. And 19th century Austria, and mechanical contraptions, and a little chess, but still lesbians mainly.
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXw7
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXw7
Casey has been trying to survive the endtimes by keeping her head down. That ceases to be an option when she shelters an escaping prisoner. Because Casey's town has a secret . . . and if someone finds out, the apocalypse will be the least of Casey's worries.
#canlit
books2read.com/u/bxxgn6
#canlit
books2read.com/u/bxxgn6
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Casey has been trying to survive the endtimes by keeping her head down. That ceases to be an option when she shelters an escaping prisoner. Because Casey's town has a secret . . . and if someone finds out, the apocalypse will be the least of Casey's worries.
#canlit
books2read.com/u/bxxgn6
#canlit
books2read.com/u/bxxgn6
In this sequel to Shell Game, Darren (socially awkward, exiled noble turned pirate queen) and Lynn (sorta kinda Darren's slave girl, sorta kinda Darren's life coach, and altogether the bossiest backseat helmsman that ever stepped on a pirate ship) are at it again.
books2read.com/u/3L2r75
#canlit
books2read.com/u/3L2r75
#canlit
March 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In this sequel to Shell Game, Darren (socially awkward, exiled noble turned pirate queen) and Lynn (sorta kinda Darren's slave girl, sorta kinda Darren's life coach, and altogether the bossiest backseat helmsman that ever stepped on a pirate ship) are at it again.
books2read.com/u/3L2r75
#canlit
books2read.com/u/3L2r75
#canlit
Life in a fishing village during a civil war is neither safe nor inspiring. So, when village girl Lynn has a chance to be kidnapped by a pirate queen, she takes advantage. But Darren is not as ruthless as she appears-and Lynn's not what she seems to be, either...
books2read.com/u/m2DXZj
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXZj
#canlit
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Life in a fishing village during a civil war is neither safe nor inspiring. So, when village girl Lynn has a chance to be kidnapped by a pirate queen, she takes advantage. But Darren is not as ruthless as she appears-and Lynn's not what she seems to be, either...
books2read.com/u/m2DXZj
#canlit
books2read.com/u/m2DXZj
#canlit
All right, here we go again, and may the marketing demons be merciful upon me.
#canadianauthor #indieauthor #readcanadian #canlit
#canadianauthor #indieauthor #readcanadian #canlit
March 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
All right, here we go again, and may the marketing demons be merciful upon me.
#canadianauthor #indieauthor #readcanadian #canlit
#canadianauthor #indieauthor #readcanadian #canlit
It is also important to set aside some time for a pas-de-deux with your local Foxycorn.
March 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It is also important to set aside some time for a pas-de-deux with your local Foxycorn.