Gayden-r
@gayden-r.bsky.social
"An observationalist?! Im a real scientist!"
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"An observationalist?! Im a real scientist!"
"Dont suck off my water bottle!"
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Dont suck off my water bottle!"
"The head of the penis is a mushroom"
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"The head of the penis is a mushroom"
"Do not accuse me of being a bird"
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Do not accuse me of being a bird"
"I love you so much, but that's separate to the acid reflux!"
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"I love you so much, but that's separate to the acid reflux!"
"Was that lightning? god got horny!"
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Was that lightning? god got horny!"
"This feels like swinging but for pain!"
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"This feels like swinging but for pain!"
"You cant do head in social situations"
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"You cant do head in social situations"
"Dude it would be so weird to be artificially inseminated by you"
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Dude it would be so weird to be artificially inseminated by you"
"Twilight for boys is Yuri on Ice"
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Twilight for boys is Yuri on Ice"
"It goes in the special pocket for the rubish dude!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"It goes in the special pocket for the rubish dude!"
"I dont think mind maps are an important part of book creation"
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"I dont think mind maps are an important part of book creation"
The fact a genuine thing i need to do at the moment is take an appropriate photo for linkedin is so goofy
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The fact a genuine thing i need to do at the moment is take an appropriate photo for linkedin is so goofy
"Its not good to hold a handful of beans"
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Its not good to hold a handful of beans"
"Is it suicidal ideation if its for everyone?"
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"Is it suicidal ideation if its for everyone?"
"I'm gonna explain everything in terms of yuri on ice"
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"I'm gonna explain everything in terms of yuri on ice"
"I still wouldn't recommend pigtails for a passport photo"
October 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"I still wouldn't recommend pigtails for a passport photo"
"Some people claim Jesus is a rat or maybe a mouse"
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Some people claim Jesus is a rat or maybe a mouse"
"I forgot about half rotations of circles"
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I forgot about half rotations of circles"
"Dont tell me how to have sex with your car"
September 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Dont tell me how to have sex with your car"
"5 minutes to put it on and then an hour of pig latin"
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"5 minutes to put it on and then an hour of pig latin"
"I'm really loving touching my sticky boob"
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"I'm really loving touching my sticky boob"
"Yawning is a closed eye activity"
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Yawning is a closed eye activity"
'I can separate the lips from the fish, like the art from the artist'
September 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
'I can separate the lips from the fish, like the art from the artist'
"In space, no one can tell your hat's wet"
August 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"In space, no one can tell your hat's wet"