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bruce
@gayarmada.bsky.social
human-izer, conscience wiper, hypno-taser, real tired
“partners” hell yeah brother
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my book for 70+ y/o editors and politicians to jack off too seems to not be a hit with the gen pop
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
spending 24 hrs a day generating videos of mickey cutting up a block of Baby Powder with a credit card
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
sovereign citizen shit for people who really ought to know better
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
cow tools sent us to hell but we’re going even deeper
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
this is prose specifically oriented at a certain brain damaged ogre of dynastic stock
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
really can’t believe this happened on tv this year
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
but her emails
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it really annoys me how people like this have deemed racism the only third rail for Democrat politics. Everything else is for sale, and everyone else is for sale
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
polish ww2 commando on horseback with a pike
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it also doesn’t help that like 80% of Democrats in the country want their leadership to be gibbeted
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
how the hell could this have happened? dunno. but that’s not why you’re here
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
post made in a lab to be as insufferable as possible
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i always feel that too when parents get overly attached to children’s media. like oh this is the first shit you’ve read in years huh. nothing else going on
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
literally my first thought when i saw this. i am an adult and as such haven’t thought of franklin the turtle since i was an 8 year old
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
that’s a selective history. there’s hundreds of millions of kids worldwide that israel isn’t killing with bombs and we never talk about it
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
reservoir dogs!
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
donald fagen would love this shit
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
HUGE WANKIN CLOSET
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
heater is a fantastic thing for this little fella to be called
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i’m a tenure track phrenologist and you can imagine some of the dumbshit inquiries i face
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM