ThatGayUnoriginalBastard
gayandunoriginal.bsky.social
ThatGayUnoriginalBastard
@gayandunoriginal.bsky.social
Fanfiction writer whose just chilling. If you ignore how controlled I am by my hyperfixations.

They/Them, shockingly aroace

AO3: im_bored_hi
AO3 (18+): That_Gay_Unoriginal_Bastard
Tumblr: @thatgayunoriginalbastard
Every time people vent to me about troubles with writing I never know what to say. Yeah I'm a writer, yeah I'm pretty good, and yeah I've been doing it for a long time.
However, I cannot give good advice on writing anything.
Idfk how I make words good. I wish I did. That'd be handy.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Whoops, guess who just realized that I probably should have posted this here and not just on Tumblr. For anyone who may be interested, here's my posting schedule for this month. Usernames for both accounts in my bio.
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Heyyyyy can people I think are cool please stop thinking I'm cool? I don't know how to handle people actually liking my work.
Thanks :3
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Have had a spreadsheet since 2023 that tracks the wordcount of everything that I've ever written, going all the way back so 2021 when I posted on Wattpad. And I just had to update the color coding and data breakdown sections of the sub-sheets to be able to have 2026 data.
Why am I getting emotional?
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Told my grandma about my depression. She prescribed one banana a day.
Worst (best) part is: it actually helps
Healthy food, enjoyable to eat, contains a bit of serotonin, and thinking “gotta eat my depression banana” is just silly enough to get me to consistently do it.
May 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The great thing writing is that I can write anything I want.
The awful thing about writing is that I can write anything I want.
The AMAZING thing about writing FANFICS is that inevitably one person will read my insanity.
(Guess who outlined a long ass Poseidon X Telemachus fic, coming eventually)
May 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Me: *Joins Blueysky because I can’t look at NSFW fanart on Tumblr then follows and likes several NSFW fanartists*
BlueSky: *Gives me real person thirst traps in my feed*
Me: …well who could have seen this coming?
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I try to go to sleep at a reasonable hour. Then I get compelled to stay up until 5 am (again) outlining a fic where the son of a guy from an ancient epic suffers (again) and also gets boned (again).
I’d say I need to stop but it’s what the people (literally just me and 2k AO3 users) want!
May 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Don't mind me, just going through my Tumblr to see if my shitposts will do better here, I'll be back soon
May 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I literally just made an account and didn't even stop to figure out how this site works before posting about the musical that has been plaguing my mind for 5+ months. No I don't have a problem. #epicthemusical
I'll listen to anything besides EPIC: The Musical when I stop thinking about it. Which I doubt will happen because I tried listening to "Drug" by Simple Creatures and then made a 500+ word Tumblr rant about how it's so Odysseus X Poseidon coded.
May 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'll listen to anything besides EPIC: The Musical when I stop thinking about it. Which I doubt will happen because I tried listening to "Drug" by Simple Creatures and then made a 500+ word Tumblr rant about how it's so Odysseus X Poseidon coded.
May 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM