Phallocentric high-agency male
@gawshgollygee.bsky.social
Not on that hippie shit
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Moons haunted
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Moons haunted
What does she know and when did she know it
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What does she know and when did she know it
Whenever Electric Feels comes on. Song of the summer.
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Whenever Electric Feels comes on. Song of the summer.
Me going through weapons screening at the city convention tomorrow
July 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me going through weapons screening at the city convention tomorrow
I didn't realize Perrier was half assing it before
May 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I didn't realize Perrier was half assing it before
["from the mouth of babes" voice] from the paper towel dispenser or bar bathrooms
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
["from the mouth of babes" voice] from the paper towel dispenser or bar bathrooms
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me in the national security group chat
Want to feel old? This is the smacks frog now
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Want to feel old? This is the smacks frog now
Good to see politics happening in Saint Paul again
March 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Good to see politics happening in Saint Paul again
The vibe I bring to the function
March 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The vibe I bring to the function
How exciting
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How exciting
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
I just wanted everyone to have healthcare 😭
February 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I just wanted everyone to have healthcare 😭
