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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 🔜 PAX Unplugged
@gawkinggeek.bsky.social
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They/Them | 39 | 💖💜💙 Bisexual and polyamorous nonbinary professor with a penchant for puns, cryptids, & RPGs.

GM of The Glass Abyss. 🎲

Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
Fuck AI. 👎

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my paladin's a beast
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin wearing gold and red plate armor as fiery horns protrude from her forehead against a backdrop of a dark cathedral. Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing 666 infinite power on a gold dragon icon.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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they’re helping
Selfie of Chris flat on the floor with a red and black checkered flannel and a magic pillow against their hip as a black and white dappled longhaired dachshund sits on their back and an orange cat sniffs at their ankle.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Progress!
A half brick, half wood panel wall illuminated by a standing lamp that’s standing on a black rug.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Thinking about my birthday this month like
A blue screen with the text I'M TURNING FORTY superimposed over it in orange text.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Screenshot from Super Godzilla on the Super Nintendo showing Godzilla’s upper half on the top portion of the screen marching through a city with a pixelated icon of a woman below to the left of a dialogue box that states, “Go ahead and destroy the Supreme Court, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Why do No Nut November when you can
Screenshot from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga showing a close-up, blurred and pixelated Luigi’s face as he’s throwing his head back with his mouth wide open as a text box below displays a peanut-like shape with the text, “Super Nut.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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She has reached her final final form.
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin wearing red and gold-trimmed plate boots and gauntlets with a plate belt and pauldrons that have daggers and flames protruding from them, all while a large billowing flame of a cape extends down behind her as flaming horns protrude from her forehead.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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WE FUCKING DID IT!
A blue I VOTED sticker on the collar of a brown patterned suit jacket.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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🎵 It's a Dick in a box 🎵
Dick Cheney photoshopped decently into an open wooden casket against a white background.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Name an anime that would kill it as a remake:
Promotional artwork for the anime Escaflowne featuring the main cast centered above the title.
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Happy Godzilla Day! ❤️
Two shelves with Godzilla 4K films on the top shelf including Godzilla Minus One, Godzilla vs. Biollante, and the entire Legendary universe while two versions of Mechagodzilla Funko POPs square off against Godzilla and Mothra POPs.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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That Adam Scott guy in Hellraiser: Bloodline might hit it big someday.
Screenshot from Hellraiser: Bloodline showing Adam Scott dressed as French nobility Jacques with his hair tied back as he’s illuminated in pale blue light while holding up his left arm, the sleeve of his shirt stained with blood.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It’s the first hot chocolate of the season - and when I make hot chocolate, I do not fuck around.
Three mugs of whip cream-topped hot chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, chocolate syrup, peanut butter chips, and a small slab of dark chocolate on top of each.
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I'm sorry I can't hear you over how hot my Paladin is.
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin wearing red and gold-trimmed plate boots and gauntlets with a large spiked plate belt and pauldrons that have claws protruding from them, all while small demonic wings spread from her back as she's wielding a massive two-handed flaming sword.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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With @itsembyrrose.bsky.social’s wonderful support and patience, we have cemented a plan to finish the Chris Cave before my birthday.
A Home Depot bucket, gloves, primer, and a bag of cement on a wooden table in a tiled basement. A half-tile, half-lowered concrete floor in a small room with a standing lamp illuminating the space and the mirrored wall on the right. A half-tile, half-lowered concrete floor partially covered with fresh cement in a small room with a standing lamp illuminating the space and the mirrored wall on the right. A half-tile, half-freshly cemented floor in a small room with a standing lamp illuminating the space and the mirrored wall on the right.
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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it fucken wimdy
An orange fox stands amidst the howling winds of a snowy landscape with a very disappointed look on its face.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Lemme tell ya something -

Bustin' makes me feel good. 👻
Chris posing on their side on a futon while wearing fishnet leggings, heavy black boots, an open Ghostbusters jacket with the name Spengler embroidered on a patch on the chest, and a Ghostbusters shirt underneath all while holding a nuetrona wand from the proton pack strapped to their back.
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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And with my fastest run yet at 18 minutes, Hades II is finished - credits are rolling, and time moves on. ❤️
Screenshot from Hades II of a massive silver plaque adorned with three skulls at the bottom center with the text TASK COMPLETE emblazoned upon it.
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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One last run to finish Hades II.

I’m coming for you, Chronos.
Screenshot from Hades II showing the incantation cauldron having just been used to cast the Dissolution of Time. Screenshot from Hades II showing the entrance to the underworld while Melinoë says, “It’s finally time… Death to Chronos…”
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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THAT MEGAZORD IS GOING RIGHT NEXT TO MY LEGO VOLTRON
Screenshot of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers LEGO Set with the five rangers in the foreground as the LEGO Megazord stands tall in the background.
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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It's been a very long time coming, but I finally collected 500 mounts - and now I'm going to ride off into the sunset with my little Otterworldy Ottuk.
Screenshot from World of Warcraft showing the successful completion of the Thanks for the Carry! achievement, awarded for collecting 500 mounts usable by a single character. Screenshot from World of Warcraft of Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin seated on the back of a spectral, otherworldly otter-like creature as it's shimmering a translucent blue and looking toward the screen from atop a rocky outcropping. Screenshot from World of Warcraft of Chris's Blood Elf Retribution Paladin seated on the back of a spectral, otherworldly otter-like creature as it's shimmering a translucent blue and standing on its hind legs while cleaning its face with its front two paws.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY GAMES ON THE CONSOLES IN THE ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE!
Screenshot from the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Switch 2 update trailer showing a character with green hair seated on a couch in their home looking at a TV on the wall as they're saying, "Maybe I'll play Ice Climber." Screenshot from the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Switch 2 update trailer showing the original Ice Climbers game for the Nintendo Entertainment System running in Animal Crossing.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
Screenshot from an animated cutscene in Chrono Trigger showing the bidepal, gold-colored Robo smashing through smaller spider-like robots on the right side of the screen as Lucca looks on from the left.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Tonight’s brewery trivia was made for me:
Several overlapping close-ups of famous faces from horror films including Frankenstein’s monster, Norman Bates, Jack Torrence, and Michael Myers with the text, “THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES: HORROR FILMS TRIVIA NIGHT”
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

listen I-
Screenshot of Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters very focused on a PKE meter. Screenshot of Gadget from Rescue Rangers holding a large wrench in her left hand while she looks at a large bolt she’s holding in her right hand.
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM