Gavyn Lumier
@gavynlumier.bsky.social
The War Against Christmas is doing just fine.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The War Against Christmas is doing just fine.
@origamigryphon.bsky.social popping up in my FB feed now. 😂
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@origamigryphon.bsky.social popping up in my FB feed now. 😂
With apologies to @caytlin.tamberlanecomic.com.
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
With apologies to @caytlin.tamberlanecomic.com.
Clearly this man never played Oregon Trail.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Clearly this man never played Oregon Trail.
Just another day of someone setting the Hatch Act on fire and no one blinking an eye.
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just another day of someone setting the Hatch Act on fire and no one blinking an eye.
This quote from Generation Kill lives rent-free in my head and pops up every time the Trump Administration finds another way to give the game away.
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This quote from Generation Kill lives rent-free in my head and pops up every time the Trump Administration finds another way to give the game away.
I was curious about the "I Stole an F-16" viral shanty that has been making the rounds on the internet.
Google's AI apparently thinks I've committed Grand Theft Fighter Jet and suggested I contact the FBI to turn myself in immediately. Oh... and don't fly the F-16 I apparently stole.
Google's AI apparently thinks I've committed Grand Theft Fighter Jet and suggested I contact the FBI to turn myself in immediately. Oh... and don't fly the F-16 I apparently stole.
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was curious about the "I Stole an F-16" viral shanty that has been making the rounds on the internet.
Google's AI apparently thinks I've committed Grand Theft Fighter Jet and suggested I contact the FBI to turn myself in immediately. Oh... and don't fly the F-16 I apparently stole.
Google's AI apparently thinks I've committed Grand Theft Fighter Jet and suggested I contact the FBI to turn myself in immediately. Oh... and don't fly the F-16 I apparently stole.
Wondering how long we'll be able to get any semblance of true answers out of Grok before then.
I asked it how many casualties there were from politically motivated shootings over the past 20 years.
I asked it how many casualties there were from politically motivated shootings over the past 20 years.
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wondering how long we'll be able to get any semblance of true answers out of Grok before then.
I asked it how many casualties there were from politically motivated shootings over the past 20 years.
I asked it how many casualties there were from politically motivated shootings over the past 20 years.
Age?
I bet it's age.
I bet it's age.
August 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Age?
I bet it's age.
I bet it's age.
History teacher: In 1787, the Three-Fifths Compromise was devised to count slaves as 3/5ths of a person in the state's population to determine how many seats that state would hold in the House of Representatives.
Texas GOP: Hold my hat.
Texas GOP: Hold my hat.
August 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
History teacher: In 1787, the Three-Fifths Compromise was devised to count slaves as 3/5ths of a person in the state's population to determine how many seats that state would hold in the House of Representatives.
Texas GOP: Hold my hat.
Texas GOP: Hold my hat.
Oh God, the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is multiplying.
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh God, the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is multiplying.
"I don't know where I got the idea"
Dude... really? You're gonna look music legend Billy Joel in the eye and say that fucking shit with a straight face?
Dude... really? You're gonna look music legend Billy Joel in the eye and say that fucking shit with a straight face?
July 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"I don't know where I got the idea"
Dude... really? You're gonna look music legend Billy Joel in the eye and say that fucking shit with a straight face?
Dude... really? You're gonna look music legend Billy Joel in the eye and say that fucking shit with a straight face?
Jesus Christ... they keep a ticker of how many days they've been at war?
Here... FTFY. This is a much more relevant metric for your readers.
Here... FTFY. This is a much more relevant metric for your readers.
July 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Jesus Christ... they keep a ticker of how many days they've been at war?
Here... FTFY. This is a much more relevant metric for your readers.
Here... FTFY. This is a much more relevant metric for your readers.
It is beyond disappointing to see Freddie Wong has hitched his wagon to Angel Studios, which has become the faith-based propaganda arm of the alt-right.
July 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It is beyond disappointing to see Freddie Wong has hitched his wagon to Angel Studios, which has become the faith-based propaganda arm of the alt-right.
Adam, my dude, did you use AI to generate this article graphic? I've never heard the term "WAIRGNNGER" before and that copy of the Constitution in the background looks like it had a stroke.
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Adam, my dude, did you use AI to generate this article graphic? I've never heard the term "WAIRGNNGER" before and that copy of the Constitution in the background looks like it had a stroke.
Found a t-shirt design that's probably lying up @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social's alley.
Credit to @wickedclothingco.bsky.social
Credit to @wickedclothingco.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Found a t-shirt design that's probably lying up @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social's alley.
Credit to @wickedclothingco.bsky.social
Credit to @wickedclothingco.bsky.social
I know Corporate Pride tends to be hollow, but this display in my local IKEA feels like an exception.
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I know Corporate Pride tends to be hollow, but this display in my local IKEA feels like an exception.
Who the fuck thought I would want this?
Fuck these inhuman shitgoblins.
Fuck these inhuman shitgoblins.
July 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Who the fuck thought I would want this?
Fuck these inhuman shitgoblins.
Fuck these inhuman shitgoblins.