Gav Roberts
@gavroberts.bsky.social
United season ticket holder for 30 years blah blah blah #UTFR
Medics are United fans
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Medics are United fans
The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Scream by Edvard Munch, 1893
You paint a roundabout, I'll shout at a hotel
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You paint a roundabout, I'll shout at a hotel
Half and half lads filming it all
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Half and half lads filming it all
Existential despair
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Existential despair
So much going on in this photo. My personal favourites...
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So much going on in this photo. My personal favourites...
Does anyone know what Lammens is doing here?
Surely he's supposed to use the back of one hand to waft it directly to an opposition forward, or into the net, or just fall over and miss it completely?
(How bad has it been that a keeper doing the basics fairly solidly feels impressive?)
Surely he's supposed to use the back of one hand to waft it directly to an opposition forward, or into the net, or just fall over and miss it completely?
(How bad has it been that a keeper doing the basics fairly solidly feels impressive?)
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Does anyone know what Lammens is doing here?
Surely he's supposed to use the back of one hand to waft it directly to an opposition forward, or into the net, or just fall over and miss it completely?
(How bad has it been that a keeper doing the basics fairly solidly feels impressive?)
Surely he's supposed to use the back of one hand to waft it directly to an opposition forward, or into the net, or just fall over and miss it completely?
(How bad has it been that a keeper doing the basics fairly solidly feels impressive?)
Predictions open for United vs...err...United. I've based my prediction on the assumption one team gets Onana and the other gets Bayindir...
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Predictions open for United vs...err...United. I've based my prediction on the assumption one team gets Onana and the other gets Bayindir...
Anyone know the stakes of this match - was it winner gets Sancho, or loser has to take him...?
August 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone know the stakes of this match - was it winner gets Sancho, or loser has to take him...?
I mean, the economy was always going to shrink s a result of Trump tariffs, I think everyone knew that was coming. The plan laid out by Rachel Reeves yesterday was excellent, and most tellingly the markets seemed to agree.
June 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I mean, the economy was always going to shrink s a result of Trump tariffs, I think everyone knew that was coming. The plan laid out by Rachel Reeves yesterday was excellent, and most tellingly the markets seemed to agree.
I mean, the ref got it right. Bayindir was in control of the ball. Doesn't matter when the ref blew the whistle, the decision was correct. To prove it here's a super cool screenshot of the laws to prove how not bothered I am about Villa's whining. Also, they were shit all game and deserved to lose.
May 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I mean, the ref got it right. Bayindir was in control of the ball. Doesn't matter when the ref blew the whistle, the decision was correct. To prove it here's a super cool screenshot of the laws to prove how not bothered I am about Villa's whining. Also, they were shit all game and deserved to lose.
Bring back 1991 prices too #AtLeastDickTurpinWoreAMask
April 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Bring back 1991 prices too #AtLeastDickTurpinWoreAMask
I often don't know I'll miss a match until the day before. If I could just give it to my brother (like I could for 30 years) I'd do that. If they didn't remove the donate option before games, I'd do that instead. If resell is the only option left, don't fucking penalise people for using it.
March 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I often don't know I'll miss a match until the day before. If I could just give it to my brother (like I could for 30 years) I'd do that. If they didn't remove the donate option before games, I'd do that instead. If resell is the only option left, don't fucking penalise people for using it.
Think this is my favourite picture of the new space circus INEOS are building - not just the crowd of frenzied tourists respectfully taking photos of Fred the Red, but in the background it looks like they'll be filming the crystal maze there too. What a time to be alive.
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Think this is my favourite picture of the new space circus INEOS are building - not just the crowd of frenzied tourists respectfully taking photos of Fred the Red, but in the background it looks like they'll be filming the crystal maze there too. What a time to be alive.
Can't wait to sit on the grass outside the stadium for a traditional pre-match picnic with Fred the Red
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Can't wait to sit on the grass outside the stadium for a traditional pre-match picnic with Fred the Red
Agree about Ratcliffe - most United fans want fan ownership but that seems almost impossible. Swapping billionaires solves very little in the end 👍
March 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Agree about Ratcliffe - most United fans want fan ownership but that seems almost impossible. Swapping billionaires solves very little in the end 👍
Thought the idea of them doing this was pretty funny to start with, but I've only just realised they were showing Dermot Gallagher "amazingly measuring 10 yards exactly" by, err, walking between 2 pre-measured marks on the floor...
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Thought the idea of them doing this was pretty funny to start with, but I've only just realised they were showing Dermot Gallagher "amazingly measuring 10 yards exactly" by, err, walking between 2 pre-measured marks on the floor...
Interesting kit from the ref tonight...
March 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Interesting kit from the ref tonight...
Hard to keep track of injuries, but this is my best guess for tomorrow, based on the handful of players available. Maybe Hojlund starts with Zirkzee dropping back instead of Eriksen. Can't see Collyer being ready to start, but might get 20-30 mins when Casemiro or Eriksen's legs inevitably seize up.
March 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hard to keep track of injuries, but this is my best guess for tomorrow, based on the handful of players available. Maybe Hojlund starts with Zirkzee dropping back instead of Eriksen. Can't see Collyer being ready to start, but might get 20-30 mins when Casemiro or Eriksen's legs inevitably seize up.
Nice night for it...
February 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nice night for it...
Not a good day for home teams - look out Arsenal...
January 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not a good day for home teams - look out Arsenal...