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never drink lemonade in a dream. just woke up with a mouth full of p*ss
March 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
never drink lemonade in a dream. just woke up with a mouth full of p*ss
Me in 2010 vs me now
February 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Me in 2010 vs me now
i wish i could go back and tell them not to apologize for party rocking. we’ve never needed them more than we do now
February 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
i wish i could go back and tell them not to apologize for party rocking. we’ve never needed them more than we do now
bluesky? uhhh what other color would the sky be 😂
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
bluesky? uhhh what other color would the sky be 😂
why are you storing piss in your balls when you could be storing it in my mouth
August 15, 2024 at 7:23 AM
why are you storing piss in your balls when you could be storing it in my mouth
Waking up and having to decide if I’d rather go to work or kill myself
March 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Waking up and having to decide if I’d rather go to work or kill myself
I used to be young and hate life. But now im slightly older and still hate life
February 25, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I used to be young and hate life. But now im slightly older and still hate life
Pissing by yourself, beautiful?
February 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Pissing by yourself, beautiful?
Switch me to night shift? How about I switch to being dead
February 23, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Switch me to night shift? How about I switch to being dead
And here i was thinking it was taco tuesday
February 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
And here i was thinking it was taco tuesday
Just looksmaxxed too close to the Sun
February 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Just looksmaxxed too close to the Sun
They need to add a “cool and epic” Feed where it’s only my posts
February 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
They need to add a “cool and epic” Feed where it’s only my posts
How are there four Free Willy movies? After a certain point, we have to ask ourselves if Willy really wants to be free
February 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
How are there four Free Willy movies? After a certain point, we have to ask ourselves if Willy really wants to be free
Why would i get a surgeon to remove my wisdom teeth when i have a knife and pliers at home
February 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Why would i get a surgeon to remove my wisdom teeth when i have a knife and pliers at home
There are so many feeds and i have no idea what’s going on
February 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
There are so many feeds and i have no idea what’s going on
One of those days where i need to be set on fire
February 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
One of those days where i need to be set on fire
Sundays are meant for rotting extra hard
February 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Sundays are meant for rotting extra hard
I’m getting too old to download new apps. It makes me feel like a boomer who’s trying to stay hip with the kids
February 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’m getting too old to download new apps. It makes me feel like a boomer who’s trying to stay hip with the kids