So gratifying to hear that celebrities are just like us

I don't think transient homelessness is as feasible as it was 30-40 years ago. Hitchhiking is almost non- existent, inter-city public transport prices are exorbitant. How else does one who presumably not own a car get to another major city? Much easier to move, lose your job, then become homeless.

Man, if it's that easy to get into the press room of the Whitehouse, I might as well give it a go.

I'll have you know I traded my parasitic relationship with my parents and girlfriend for a parasitic relationship with my *wife*. Like a big boy.

The cosmic equivalent to smearing feces on the wall of the apartment you're being evicted from. I can't think of a better use of Earth's last resources.

Have we ever been so close to tragedy?

In my best Micheal Caine accent:

"And why do we fall, sir?"

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

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