Hi, Gavin Gilberg here. This sounds like a pretty harrowing set of events from your life. I'm currently working on a full report on paracetamol overdoses. Would you like to comment on your current theory on how this victim was lead to their addiction to paracetamol?

Hi Gavin Gilberg here, I'm doing a report on Portland brunch spots and haven't heard of "crime-ridden hellhole" it must be pretty exclusive. Could I get a quick review about them for my post?

Hi Gavin Gilberg here, I've done an independent poll and 96% of people said that the red and blue bullet point format is the "most pretentious" one out there. Would you care to comment on what inspired you to make this post? #GAVINGILBERGNEWS

Hi Gavin Gilberg here. Would you count mayonnaise as whiteness especially with its colonialism routed past as the favourite condiment of Émile Loubet? #GavingGilbergnews

From my own independant investigation I found out that it is in fact spelt idealogical. Would you agree that this blunder you've made is an attempt to damage the name of the director of the FBI due to your ideological beliefs? #GavinGilbergnews

From my own independent investigation I found out that you are pro-infidelity. To some this is shocking news but to Gavin Gilberg this is just everyday news. Gilberg out

Hi I'm Gavin Gilberg Independent journalist here Im unable to make out this code you've posted but I can detect that ICE might have something to with this. For my report what makes you pro-ICE and want to remove all immigrants?