I was thinking a bounty system for loud motorbikes - anyone who reports the licence plate of a motorbike subsequently found to be over 80dB gets £50. yes i have thought about this too hard but i live in central London

Congratulations Madhu!

🤘🤘🤘

really enjoyed the twin peaks mysterious giant, who usually talks in riddles, turning up on stage in the penultimate episode and just going like this

the old furniture store on the Blue market square was meant to be one of this guy's cinemas

yes the bermondsey one which has now been boarded up for years after never opening seems to have tanked the regeneration of the entire square

sheriff: he has a connection and no alibi, why can't we charge him
cooper: the owls are not what they seem. the giant visited me and gave me three riddles. the one armed man's spirit knows bob

there's vibes based detective work and then there's whatever agent dale cooper is doing midway through season 2

this Leland fella's got a lot going on hasn't he

it's also really great obviously

my idea for a world cup is do away with qualifiers, all 250+ countries in a straight knockout with no seeding. it would be beyond box office. but it'll never happen because of woke

the kind of bird that was in Men In Black 1, 2, and 3

Ah Katie so close you're meant to be preparing for Rip Torn

I liked Babylon Berlin while I was learning German!

I remember the reply all cascade that was started by me making a mistake in the issue meeting top tens when emailing them round on Friday morning and everyone deciding to point it out, followed by colleagues telling them to stop pointing it out. Everyone went on bcc after that.