The only positive thing about that article is that it means I'll avoid him and his book.

Every other game is a wakeup call. Killie in the cup, Killie home, Livi home, Well away. Maybe we're just a bang average side?

Hmm. No internet for 12 days. Can't get through on the phone, just endlessly on hold no matter what time of day. Tobi bot just repeats itself. Your customer service is the worst I have ever encountered. All the while I am still not connected.

OK, how on earth do you get those two mixed up?

We'll also have the stupidity to vote in Farage in a couple of years despite all the warnings from across the pond.

You'd need a manbag just to carry that in.

To put it terms the toddler in chief would understand, it would be the equivalent of designating MAGA as a terrorist organisation...

5 years ago the ref plays on and barely an eyebrow is raised at the decision. Now we have a player retrospectively sent off for something he could do nothing to prevent.

Not his name. Glad people in Reading dislike the clown though.

We're a good team going forward, but need to cut out the big mistakes at the back. Three home games now.