gatorfalcon.bsky.social
@gatorfalcon.bsky.social
I just don’t understand why this is so hard: just tax the rich. Why the fuck not? Trust me, the egomaniacs and megalomaniacs will still fuel innovation and progress, even if they don’t get as much money from doing it.
April 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hey; so did dipshit send his own minions that “what have you done” email? Maybe they go first? Seems fair as they do shit.
February 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I thought he’d said that he would only be a dictator for the first day.

What gives?
February 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
To everyone justifying the current lawlessness through the prism of “at least he’s getting things done,” you wanna know who else gets things done? Dictators!

The rule of law makes a difference people. Be careful what you wish for.

#ruleoflaw
February 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Alrighty then, all for one and me for myself.

Great.

How can these people claim to be religious? Seems like they break the rules all the time.
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’m so happy that I’m finally able to use my undergraduate degree!

#politicalscience
February 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Relying on pumpkin head’s approval ratings as proof of that his actions are welcome, let us consider the tyranny of the majority and how our national government was designed to preclude that.

What was that James Madison? Are you turning in your grave?

#federalistpapers #politicalscience
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Any other #autists out there with justice sensitivity that are freaking the fuck out right now?

🙋🏻‍♂️
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Finally! I can put my undergraduate degree to use. #politicalscience
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why are experts qualifying the existence of a constitutional crisis? Do they actually expect that a convicted felon who has said he could shoot people of fifth avenue with impunity and who has immunity from prosecution would nonetheless suddenly start obeying the rule of law?

Come on.
February 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The silly thing—notably unironic thing—is the pumpkin head’s threats are just going to drive the rest of the world into China’s arms.

I would think that he wouldn’t be this moronically near sighted, but then I look at who his advisors are.
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Pumpkin head: “I am so proud, we have the most TROs—the best TROs—more than Biden and Obama combined. So proud. Beautiful TROs. You’re welcome”
February 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Unsure about the impacts of global warming? See what clothes you wear when it’s 66 degrees and what clothes you wear when it’s 70. For me, it’s sweater, long pants, and thick socks vs shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops.
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Constitution?!? Whatcha talking ‘bout Willis?
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I could use wisdom from Kermit the Frog right about now.

Good lord, is pumpkin head going to cancel Sesame Street? Better that than turn it into Gestapo Hour.
February 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
For those that have read Project 2025, any play in their calling for the House and Senate leaders to gin up a disagreement about adjourning Congress to allow pumpkin head to adjourn congress forever pursuant to Article 2, section 3?

We may be fucked. Are we fucked?
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
44 days from January 20 is March 5.

I’m being too cynical, right?
February 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Article II, section 3 says:

[the president] may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper.

Fuck. Bye bye Congress!
February 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I really do hope that all the domestic U.S. fentanyl producers will take advantage of this golden opportunity to increase production while keeping their prices low.

#fuckinggenius
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Is it really only the start of week three? 😵‍💫
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
But what does Punxsutawney Phil say about upcoming elections and economic forecasts?
February 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
At least we are skipping the “thoughts and prayers” step.
January 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Did the dude really just blame DEI for an air collision?

He should really share what he smokes with the part of the country that didn’t vote for him.

It could make it easier.

Does he even know how ridiculous he sounds?
January 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sure, trust a convicted felon to uphold the law or abide by judicial decisions. I bet he will ignore them and create a “constitutional crisis.”

The judges have made their decisions, now let them enforce it.
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM