conk and bal torcher
@gatorade-enjoyer.bsky.social
25 and dumb as shit
job sites are so dry rn 🥲
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
job sites are so dry rn 🥲
it's atomic purple, stupid.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 AM
it's atomic purple, stupid.
if someone doesn't take me on a hike to look at trees and relinquish an apple as a peace offering to the forest (i just don't like apples) i will lose my fucking mind and turn into a pvc pipe
November 18, 2024 at 7:40 AM
if someone doesn't take me on a hike to look at trees and relinquish an apple as a peace offering to the forest (i just don't like apples) i will lose my fucking mind and turn into a pvc pipe
i actually made a twt account specifically for my music but then i actually started thinking and like.. how tf do you connect with people on that site? wtf how do you actually talk to people on there. i think i'm gonna delete it actually, because wtf do you do on twitter
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
i actually made a twt account specifically for my music but then i actually started thinking and like.. how tf do you connect with people on that site? wtf how do you actually talk to people on there. i think i'm gonna delete it actually, because wtf do you do on twitter
to live (drown my breakfast in buldak hot sauce after not eating spicy food for months) is to suffer (i was not prepared for the onslaught of pain and have not suffered this much since the night i slept at a friend's house and all i was given was a bag of hot cheetos for both dinner and breakfast) 😋
November 18, 2024 at 7:34 AM
to live (drown my breakfast in buldak hot sauce after not eating spicy food for months) is to suffer (i was not prepared for the onslaught of pain and have not suffered this much since the night i slept at a friend's house and all i was given was a bag of hot cheetos for both dinner and breakfast) 😋
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i thought about it more and it’s this. this is what i want
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 PM
i thought about it more and it’s this. this is what i want
hey wait, when i label my posts for artistic nudity does it put a tw/"click here to show the image" over it??? sorry if it doesn't, i THOUGHT i saw other posts doing that but i can't view the censpr warning myself when it's my own post :(
November 17, 2024 at 7:06 AM
hey wait, when i label my posts for artistic nudity does it put a tw/"click here to show the image" over it??? sorry if it doesn't, i THOUGHT i saw other posts doing that but i can't view the censpr warning myself when it's my own post :(
i did not need that drknk but it has me feeling like ✨😽🫶🐭🎊 rn
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 AM
i did not need that drknk but it has me feeling like ✨😽🫶🐭🎊 rn
5head by accident (i was sitting on the floor the entire time i sketched this out) but i think 5heads are really cute sooooo <3
(nakie sketch of upcoming elf character that i'll be storing away for a future campaign)
(nakie sketch of upcoming elf character that i'll be storing away for a future campaign)
November 17, 2024 at 7:02 AM
5head by accident (i was sitting on the floor the entire time i sketched this out) but i think 5heads are really cute sooooo <3
(nakie sketch of upcoming elf character that i'll be storing away for a future campaign)
(nakie sketch of upcoming elf character that i'll be storing away for a future campaign)
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Earnestposting really is underrated. Like hell yeah, tell me about that thing you’re excited about without hiding it behind 10 layers of internet irony, self deprecation and fear of being “cringe”. Cringe is just a word people tend to use when they’re scared of unapologetic earnestness.
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Earnestposting really is underrated. Like hell yeah, tell me about that thing you’re excited about without hiding it behind 10 layers of internet irony, self deprecation and fear of being “cringe”. Cringe is just a word people tend to use when they’re scared of unapologetic earnestness.
living in a town full of old people means witnessing them leaving a FULL cart of unchecked groceries during a busy day because they didn't like that they had to wait more than 2 mins in line, and then seeing them vent about it later on facebook like it was genuinely something worth being mad about.
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
living in a town full of old people means witnessing them leaving a FULL cart of unchecked groceries during a busy day because they didn't like that they had to wait more than 2 mins in line, and then seeing them vent about it later on facebook like it was genuinely something worth being mad about.
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describe yourself w five things that are in your purse/backpack at any given moment
: froggy coin purse
: blotting paper
: knife
: a second phone i keep on hand with 10 mobile games and pictures of hot women
: ibuprofen
: froggy coin purse
: blotting paper
: knife
: a second phone i keep on hand with 10 mobile games and pictures of hot women
: ibuprofen
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
describe yourself w five things that are in your purse/backpack at any given moment
: froggy coin purse
: blotting paper
: knife
: a second phone i keep on hand with 10 mobile games and pictures of hot women
: ibuprofen
: froggy coin purse
: blotting paper
: knife
: a second phone i keep on hand with 10 mobile games and pictures of hot women
: ibuprofen
oh yeah i forgot i can actually do whatever the fuck i want >:)
November 12, 2024 at 8:14 AM
oh yeah i forgot i can actually do whatever the fuck i want >:)
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
self promo but i also make mewsic sometimes because it's really fun. idk how to describe it. it's like if you put pop music in a blender and held me at gunpoint to mumble over it.
soundcloud.com/necromaiden
soundcloud.com/necromaiden
necromaiden
bearer of blessings (not really) seeker of hope (kind of) and player of yo mama (real)
soundcloud.com
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 AM
self promo but i also make mewsic sometimes because it's really fun. idk how to describe it. it's like if you put pop music in a blender and held me at gunpoint to mumble over it.
soundcloud.com/necromaiden
soundcloud.com/necromaiden
who wants some janky "this is my first time ever using an art tablet" doodles :3
November 12, 2024 at 7:02 AM
who wants some janky "this is my first time ever using an art tablet" doodles :3
how does Pinterest see you?
-aesthetic
-outfit
-book
-animal
search the word and save the first image result!
-aesthetic
-outfit
-book
-animal
search the word and save the first image result!
November 12, 2024 at 6:51 AM
how does Pinterest see you?
-aesthetic
-outfit
-book
-animal
search the word and save the first image result!
-aesthetic
-outfit
-book
-animal
search the word and save the first image result!
ohhhh wait i think i get it now
November 12, 2024 at 6:49 AM
ohhhh wait i think i get it now
TESTING HOW THIS WORKS i have absolutely no clue what i'm doing lol
November 12, 2024 at 6:45 AM
TESTING HOW THIS WORKS i have absolutely no clue what i'm doing lol
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hey hi sorry who the fuck did this
November 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
hey hi sorry who the fuck did this
EEEUUUUUGHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAH NNNNNNGGGHHHHHH hello everybody 😽🫶🐭
a cartoon cat wearing a red shirt is running on a sandy beach .
ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red shirt is running on a sandy beach .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
EEEUUUUUGHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAH NNNNNNGGGHHHHHH hello everybody 😽🫶🐭