A Couer Brise 💔
gatavoladora.bsky.social
A Couer Brise 💔
@gatavoladora.bsky.social
Old. Fat. Rabid humanist.
I just met you and I already don't like you.
Fluent in sarcasm, bedecked in side eye.
Filled with cat pics
Sleepy Raisin Potato
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just look at him sweet face! Chorizo Itzpapalotl
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ughhhh tell me why every single, little thing I ordered on Amazon for SharkFace is going to be sent separately??? The post office people are going to riot!
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
For anyone interested in shopping for the Shark Boy 💚

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why were there so many sex offenders involved in Rebecca Parks life and where is that new born??
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What...what exactly is happening here?
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
He died the way he wanted to. By a bullet, to remind us all how important the 2nd amendment is.
So can y'all quit su€king his 🍆 now and go back to your bullshit, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ignorant lives?
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As usual, the call came from INSIDE the house...

Anyway...

So how about them Epstein files??
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I feel the way a Sacobambapsis looks.

Google it. You're welcome.
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The reason im having an asthma attack and crying at 430 in the morning
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🫁🫁💀💀💀
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Angry in the sink to suave in the chair. The evolution of a furry gentleman featuring King Raisin Potato
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
For those who wish to help celebrate Shark Face's 14th birthday, here is his list. He's out of town til next month, so there's still time, lol. Thank you!

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
(02:30)🌅 my usual wake-up time, pre coffee☕️. Put on the old boobie bag, realized it was inside out. Considered it briefly and decided I didn't give a f**k. ⚰️
That's how my day started, it should be interesting!
July 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by A Couer Brise 💔
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.

Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.

📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I guess I have to go back to referring to myself as Persian since it's 1980 again and Iran is the enemy.

It's really a bad time for a country to be run by a petulant toddler
June 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Anyone who thinks that cats are dainty, agile creatures have never had one land on their ribcage with tiny, bony feet!
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Cats are such graceful, hushed creatures... Until a herd (3 or more or 1 orange) go caroming through the house, peeling out on hardwood and crashing into furniture with all the delicacy of drunken Fast and Furious drivers.
June 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Look at those BIG Raisin eyes!"

A sentence that might cause concern without context, I realized. My son, when small, named 1 of the cats Raisin.
June 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just told some boy that I'm texting that I'm glad I'm tall because if I was short, I'd look like an igloo!
And that's how you know I'm not meant for romantic conversations
June 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
June 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Celery is great for when you just have that hankering for crunchy water with strings in it.
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I just tried to flick a hole off my shirt and that's really all you need to know about my state of mind today. 🤣🤣
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What kind of horrific gremlin is this?? IDK how she got her ear to stand up but she is a weirdo.
Also she's not kept in a kennel, that's her room and she comes and goes as she pleases. She needs a new bed tho 😭 her last roommate ruined it.
FT Maggie Lu the gremlin
April 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My most favorite nursery rhyme
April 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you see my fat ghetto ass chillin on a couch in my front yard, no you didn't!
Mind your business and let me get some sun!
April 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM