They're living in an alternative facts universe.

Welcome. I alternate between cat pics and political ranting. Positive green & pretty stuff is always an excellent alternative.

I want to read your paper but I'm afraid it doesn't have a happy ending. 😟

I meant 'a rioter' of course. I wish there was an edit button. I often don't see typos (and especially the sneaky ones that autocorrect 'gifts' me) until after I hit submit. 🧐