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I genuinely want to read a story from the POV of one of the workers in charge of covering up all the stuff that happens between a horror movie and its sequels.

There's got to be some kind of weird PR firm scouring the internet, gaslighting people on a huge scale.

To what end, though?
January 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Gate - Kids opened a portal to hell. It wasn't subtle. There was a column of smoke stretching to the sky!

The Babysitter - How does the main character's father not remember hiring the titular babysitter? People died in his house!

Ghostbusters - Giant Marshmallow walking through the city!
January 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It was absolutely formative in making me the way I am today. If you get a chance, watch it close to Halloween. It holds up.

Fun fact: The Trolls in Ernest were repurposed as the aliens in Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
January 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Respectfully, I don't know who you are and I've never heard of you before. But I just joined Bluesky today and the algorithm put you on my main page. You just earned a follower based on this post because it's exactly what I've been thinking for weeks and couldn't quite put into words.
January 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM