gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social
@gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social
Shit disturber!
They call it the American Dream.
Because if you were awake,
you’d see the house on fire
and someone charging admission to watch it fucking burn. 🔥
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
And the biggest lie of all?
That anyone can make it if they just work hard enough.
That the system is fucking fair.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The real trick?
Convincing people getting screwed to punch sideways instead of up.
Culture wars are cheap.
Distraction is fucking priceless.
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You ever notice how every “mystery” in America somehow benefits the same tiny group of rich assholes?
Yeah. That’s not bad luck.
That’s fucking design.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Danielle Smith’s UCP has mastered the art of the bureaucratic middle finger: claw back federal disability benefits, underfund AISH, then act shocked when people can’t afford the paperwork required to survive. Stunning cruelty. Zero fucking shame. 🔥
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Working my way through the taps! 😉😋
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
She was incredibly friendly and chill- absolute sweetheart.
Everyone who knows me knows I’m not a fan of brachycephalic breeding practices, but that’s never the dog’s fault. She’s 6 and just pure good vibes. 🐶💛
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Clocked out and cashed up. 💸
Split a $240 tip- that definitely calls for a pint.
Perfectly poured at @RegalBeagleMacleod 🍻

#YYCBeer #CalgaryBeer #CraftBeerYYC #BeerOClock #AfterShiftBeer #PerfectPour #LocalPubs #SupportLocalYYC #BlueskyBeer
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Customers pooch. She's 6! #Woofgang
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. The “strong man” routine is just cosplay for people who confuse volume with competence and tantrums with leadership. This isn’t strength-it’s a Costco pallet of fucking lies wrapped in a red tie. 🧨🤡 #Trump #StrongmanMyth
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Out in Strathmore today- the drive back got a little sporty. ❄️🚗
Time to unwind properly with a #WildRoseBrewery Wraspberry at @Beckhams 🍺

#YYCBeer #AlbertaBeer #CraftBeer #BskyBeer #YYCPubs #AfterTheDrive #BeerTime #CanonM50mk2
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Some people are absolutely committed to not reading.

Ad clearly says lowballs will be ignored and “what’s your best/last price” = instant block.

Yet here comes Karen, demanding an answer, then reporting me when she doesn’t get one. Truly heroic fucking behavior.
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Southern #Hellberta highways are an absolute mess today.
Whiteout conditions + ice = bad news. Take it slow and be careful. ❄️⚠️
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Burger + fries + a pint for $15 🍔🍺
Honestly hard to beat that- solid food, solid beer, solid deal.

#YYCFood #YYCBeer #BskyBeer #BurgerAndBeer #TaproomEats #GreatValue
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shackmeister Ale at the @MinhasBrewery taproom 🍺
Already snuck a sip, so forgive the not-quite-picture-perfect head 😄

Knocked out a few easy jobs for a corporate client today- which means it’s officially pint o’clock.

#BskyBeer #YYCBeer #CanonM50mk2 #AfterWorkPint #BeerOClock #TaproomLife
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