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Gary Whitta
@garywhitta.bsky.social
Writer. Rogue One, The Book of Eli, Star Wars Rebels, Batman, The Walking Dead, Gundog etc #COYS
what an absolutely fucking farcical period of history we are living through

Future generations will be fascinated to ask us what it was like to actually live through this national clown show
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
all of my skeets now are about Trump sucking men’s dicks lololol
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I can’t begin to express how much I fucking love that Trump being a literal cocksucker has gone viral and will now forever be part of the historical narrative.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Do you think Trump is the first president to have sucked a cock or is there any suggestion of historical precedent?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Trump having sucked Bill Clinton’s cock was an Epstein Files revelation I honestly did not expect.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Maxwell - life in prison
Epstein - dead
Andrew - stripped of titles, sent into exile in disgrace
Mandelson - forced to resign in disgrace
Trump - still president
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
what if I went full dark academia
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Tonight on Cinemax: the stoner revolutionary and the busty maiden #halloween #fucking
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Let’s go get some candy!
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’d ship them. @andycortez.cool
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy Halloween! Viva la revolućion!
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy Halloween! Viva la revolućion!
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The new Metas with the little screen in the lens are jaw-dropping IMO. The wristband is really the star of the show, the way you use it to navigate the interface feels as revolutionary as my first time using an iPhone. And the fact that it’s giving Stanley Tucci isn’t bad either.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm a content creator, I created this content. When I sing this for my four year-old daughter it gets her right to sleep. Maybe it will for you too.
Why Does the Sun Shine? (lullabye version)
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
M5! Since Hollywood is broken right now and nothing is getting made I’m just going to start making my own shit. You’ll see the first fruits of these labors very soon. Some fun stuff in the pipe.
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here’s how good WAITING FOR GODOT was - this is the worst photo of me ever taken and I’m still fucking posting it
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Imagine being the bulldozer driver who shows up for work one day and is told he has to demolish the fucking White House
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let’s go(dot)! Thanks to my most excellent friend Alex for the house seats :)
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Let’s do this!
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this version is way more graphically violent than I thought was possible - wtf
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Theory: the only good AI “art” is anti-AI AI “art”.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One of the greatest thrills for a screenwriter is hearing their dialog brought to life by a talented performer - doubly so when it’s a stone-cold legend like John Boyega straight-up crushing it. More soon!
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cooking up something new and fun with this joker. You’ll see soon enough!
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The feckless freedom-haters at @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social (low rating, low energy) tried to SILENCE me by EDITING my tribute video for Games Daily's 2000th episode. But I will not be CENSORED so I am posting the FULL, UNEDITED version here.
KFGD 2000th tribute - UNCENSORED FREE SPEECH EDITION
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM