Gary the First
@garythefirst.bsky.social
Northeastern NC. Husband to @stevechirico.bsky.social
USAF 81-87.
Abnormally well-adjusted. Politics, law, architecture, gardening, history, and then some.
USAF 81-87.
Abnormally well-adjusted. Politics, law, architecture, gardening, history, and then some.
Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that he’d once gotten crabs…on his eyelashes.
He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…
He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that he’d once gotten crabs…on his eyelashes.
He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…
He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…
Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?
July 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as “post-dystopian”.
#postdytopian
#postdytopian
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as “post-dystopian”.
#postdytopian
#postdytopian
Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: “So, do the carpets match the drapes?”
Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”
Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: “So, do the carpets match the drapes?”
Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”
Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”
Maybe you should stay away from children then?
May 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Maybe you should stay away from children then?
Sooo… when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, it’s genocide?
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sooo… when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, it’s genocide?
Rome? Hey Rome? He’s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mind…?
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Rome? Hey Rome? He’s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mind…?
Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say it’s for standing up to tyranny? Now’s your chance…
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say it’s for standing up to tyranny? Now’s your chance…
So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?
April 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?
Trump probably thinks he can deport trans folk back to Transylvania.
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Trump probably thinks he can deport trans folk back to Transylvania.
Hear me out: get AI to draw the redistricting maps based solely on population. Watch that shit get shut down reallllll quick.
March 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hear me out: get AI to draw the redistricting maps based solely on population. Watch that shit get shut down reallllll quick.
Reposted by Gary the First
How it started/How it's going
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
How it started/How it's going
Are they still eating cats and dogs in Columbus?
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Are they still eating cats and dogs in Columbus?
Reposted by Gary the First
Stupid fucking Americans.
February 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Stupid fucking Americans.
Congressional Republicans: at this point you’re going to get primaried no matter what. Might as well do the right thing on your way out…
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Congressional Republicans: at this point you’re going to get primaried no matter what. Might as well do the right thing on your way out…
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How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov
How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov
reuters.com
www.reuters.com
February 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov
How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov
Local micro brew, Beaufort NC. Its kiss is on my lips.
January 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Local micro brew, Beaufort NC. Its kiss is on my lips.
Humans really are the worst people.
January 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Humans really are the worst people.
Mr Kai snuggling with his bone
January 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mr Kai snuggling with his bone
GOD®️
BLESS©️
‘MERICA™️
BLESS©️
‘MERICA™️
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
GOD®️
BLESS©️
‘MERICA™️
BLESS©️
‘MERICA™️