Gary Morris
@garymmorris.bsky.social
literary agent, curfewed flâneur
“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Brian Eno Was practicing Oblique Strategies in Exactly the Right Way”
How it started
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How it’s going
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How it’s going
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How it started
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How it’s going
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How it’s going
MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MitchcConnell: ally of the proletariat
I guess—and I never thought I’d see it—we’re in a post-It’s-the-economy-stupid world
April 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I guess—and I never thought I’d see it—we’re in a post-It’s-the-economy-stupid world
News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!
February 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
News? @nytimes.com, you reviewed a musical about this statistic in 1988!
Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador
February 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Missed that last season where Ted Lasso takes over El Salvador
According to Jill Lepore, this is the most plastic-surgeried inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
According to Jill Lepore, this is the most plastic-surgeried inauguration.
Haydn's team just sent a cease & desist order to the inauguration committee
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Haydn's team just sent a cease & desist order to the inauguration committee
“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“The Zone of Interest” was not the Oscar winner I expected to sell theme park rights
His two best movies!
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
His two best movies!
He really must have hated A Complete Unknown
January 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He really must have hated A Complete Unknown
On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
On the bright side, no one’s bowling alone anymore
Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy
November 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Count on Susan Collins to make Matt Gaetz’s withdrawal over statutory rape allegations sound like he was first off the boat at Normandy
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People literally just wanted eggs to be cheaper and they're going to get Attorney General Humbert Humbert plus the return of polio.
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
People literally just wanted eggs to be cheaper and they're going to get Attorney General Humbert Humbert plus the return of polio.
Reposted by Gary Morris
Advertisements for AI make it painfully obvious that they realize that having spent billions to develop it, they desperately need to come up with something to do with it.
November 12, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Advertisements for AI make it painfully obvious that they realize that having spent billions to develop it, they desperately need to come up with something to do with it.
Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Kamala had one chance to win: if at every rally she read verbatim the Project 2025 paragraph about outlawing all pornography. She’d have run the board.
Truly is the end, final times
October 25, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Truly is the end, final times
Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing
October 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Han Kang is 53–I dispute this blatant editorializing
“Whomst amongst us has not accepted a free upgrade when offered?” -- Eric Adams's attorney
“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney
“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney
September 26, 2024 at 6:36 PM
“Whomst amongst us has not accepted a free upgrade when offered?” -- Eric Adams's attorney
“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney
“Is extra legroom illegal now?” -- Also Eric Adams's attorney
Perfect moment for a massive Trump boat parade in the Gulf.
September 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Perfect moment for a massive Trump boat parade in the Gulf.
Eric Adams has done too much for New York. That’s always the reason.
September 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Eric Adams has done too much for New York. That’s always the reason.