Well, that was the deal, a congressional seat for an endorsement.

Elections are like public transportation, not Uber. When a bus comes along that’s going your direction, you get on the fucking bus!

DC did set a record high last year, just not for anything TACO and his minions are talking about. 27.2 million tourists, the most ever.

First white man to see the American Buffalo: “just look at all those animals, we can harvest them till kingdom come and never see a difference “, Second guy: “Hold my beer”

And it’s still a stain on the honor of the English nation.