Gary Carver
@garycarver.bsky.social
Let's have fun and listen to music!
I am a real (albeit disabled) person in Minnesota and yes there is definitely fraud happening here. Example number one is asking “People Inc” for help with ASL classes and not getting any follow-up upon a service that has already been subsidized by the state.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I am a real (albeit disabled) person in Minnesota and yes there is definitely fraud happening here. Example number one is asking “People Inc” for help with ASL classes and not getting any follow-up upon a service that has already been subsidized by the state.
I think therefore I AINT
Artificially
Intelligent
Neuro
Typical
Artificially
Intelligent
Neuro
Typical
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I think therefore I AINT
Artificially
Intelligent
Neuro
Typical
Artificially
Intelligent
Neuro
Typical
I would be such a great political activist for environmental and human rights if I weren’t such an embarrassing defective manlet.
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I would be such a great political activist for environmental and human rights if I weren’t such an embarrassing defective manlet.
If I am elected president, we will do away with all the flashing lights epilepsy warnings in video games. Git gud at visual processing or find another hobby.
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I am elected president, we will do away with all the flashing lights epilepsy warnings in video games. Git gud at visual processing or find another hobby.
I just finished watching the new monster series on Netflix and it seems to me that Ryan Murphy eats cigarettes.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I just finished watching the new monster series on Netflix and it seems to me that Ryan Murphy eats cigarettes.
Quickly transitioning between an old dog and a new puppy teaches you a lot about yourself.
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Quickly transitioning between an old dog and a new puppy teaches you a lot about yourself.
Am I self indulgent on the clarinet? Sure but I like to flex the fact that I still have the best embouchure of my class from 30 years ago.
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September 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Am I self indulgent on the clarinet? Sure but I like to flex the fact that I still have the best embouchure of my class from 30 years ago.
Recently picked the clarinet back up and it’s like I’m back in 1996 marching band all over again. Did some improv jazz with my drummer buddy over the weekend, will compile a whole set to post onto YouTube shortly.
September 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Recently picked the clarinet back up and it’s like I’m back in 1996 marching band all over again. Did some improv jazz with my drummer buddy over the weekend, will compile a whole set to post onto YouTube shortly.
Movie idea: A Johnny Horton biopic where the lead is played by both Jack McBrayer and Aiden Gillen interchangably depending on how hickish or charming he needs to be in any given scene.
March 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Movie idea: A Johnny Horton biopic where the lead is played by both Jack McBrayer and Aiden Gillen interchangably depending on how hickish or charming he needs to be in any given scene.
got the perftect configuration of blankets and pillows set up to keep my arms and legs from touching one another while i nap
March 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
got the perftect configuration of blankets and pillows set up to keep my arms and legs from touching one another while i nap
Okay hold up. That's not Jenna Fischer from The Office playing Dr.
Mel King on The Pitt?
Hold up. That's not Quentin Coldwater from The Magicians playing the older brother in The Other Two?
It's not face blindness, it's dollar store knockoff options for actors.
Mel King on The Pitt?
Hold up. That's not Quentin Coldwater from The Magicians playing the older brother in The Other Two?
It's not face blindness, it's dollar store knockoff options for actors.
March 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Okay hold up. That's not Jenna Fischer from The Office playing Dr.
Mel King on The Pitt?
Hold up. That's not Quentin Coldwater from The Magicians playing the older brother in The Other Two?
It's not face blindness, it's dollar store knockoff options for actors.
Mel King on The Pitt?
Hold up. That's not Quentin Coldwater from The Magicians playing the older brother in The Other Two?
It's not face blindness, it's dollar store knockoff options for actors.
When you sell a huge TV anywhere, saying "it is a DUMB TV and does not need internet nor does it show ads prior to operating as your piracy workstation" makes it valuable at a huge markup. Go ahead, try listing one like this at $75 plus the standard fb marketplace value and watch it make you rich.
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When you sell a huge TV anywhere, saying "it is a DUMB TV and does not need internet nor does it show ads prior to operating as your piracy workstation" makes it valuable at a huge markup. Go ahead, try listing one like this at $75 plus the standard fb marketplace value and watch it make you rich.
I love wine too much. 5L of Big Sipper doordashed to me for $30 instead of going to get a 750ml bolly of Yellow Tail for $10? That's too convenient, bro! But wine also turns a $4 Market Pantry pizza from Target into a Gourmet Meal™. On an unrelated note: gonna stock up on rice and Thos beans.
March 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I love wine too much. 5L of Big Sipper doordashed to me for $30 instead of going to get a 750ml bolly of Yellow Tail for $10? That's too convenient, bro! But wine also turns a $4 Market Pantry pizza from Target into a Gourmet Meal™. On an unrelated note: gonna stock up on rice and Thos beans.
Hey. It's "you've got another think coming", because it comes after "if you think that you're gonna xyz". If you write "you've got another thing coming" in your book or subtitle file, sorry babe you're still functionally illiterate! Crying laughing emoji.
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hey. It's "you've got another think coming", because it comes after "if you think that you're gonna xyz". If you write "you've got another thing coming" in your book or subtitle file, sorry babe you're still functionally illiterate! Crying laughing emoji.
Tortoise's "TNT" is essential Minecrafting music. It's the perfect soundtrack for building infrastructure for my villages and setting up efficient farms to best exploit the economy so I can make lots of emeralds and buy the best weapons and armor. Ultimate power fantasy mode.
March 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tortoise's "TNT" is essential Minecrafting music. It's the perfect soundtrack for building infrastructure for my villages and setting up efficient farms to best exploit the economy so I can make lots of emeralds and buy the best weapons and armor. Ultimate power fantasy mode.
Yeah I mainly pirate shows and movies but that's because there are too many streaming services to justify the cost of keeping up with current pop culture references. But I am planning on subsidizing hulu and max to catch up on and revisit stuff. No Netflix though. Cuties is too gross to support.
February 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I mainly pirate shows and movies but that's because there are too many streaming services to justify the cost of keeping up with current pop culture references. But I am planning on subsidizing hulu and max to catch up on and revisit stuff. No Netflix though. Cuties is too gross to support.
Please bluechat, tell me where to watch the original El Internado (Laguna Negra) with English subtitles. Last time I watched it was on Netflix but they took it off to make room on their servers for Cuties. 🤮 Would love to rewatch this great telenovela drama that puts "LOST" to shame.
February 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Please bluechat, tell me where to watch the original El Internado (Laguna Negra) with English subtitles. Last time I watched it was on Netflix but they took it off to make room on their servers for Cuties. 🤮 Would love to rewatch this great telenovela drama that puts "LOST" to shame.
Babylon Berlin is such a good show. It was a lot of hard work trying to find it so I can watch it since some streaming services
prioritize hosting child abuse over mind-provoking stories, but we as an apex species learn to adapt and overcome these capitalist barriers.
prioritize hosting child abuse over mind-provoking stories, but we as an apex species learn to adapt and overcome these capitalist barriers.
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Babylon Berlin is such a good show. It was a lot of hard work trying to find it so I can watch it since some streaming services
prioritize hosting child abuse over mind-provoking stories, but we as an apex species learn to adapt and overcome these capitalist barriers.
prioritize hosting child abuse over mind-provoking stories, but we as an apex species learn to adapt and overcome these capitalist barriers.
Yeah I shower with my dog, what of it?
February 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yeah I shower with my dog, what of it?
You are not a true Nirvana fan if you can't conprehend the significance of Mark Lanegan's "Whiskey For The Holy Ghost".
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You are not a true Nirvana fan if you can't conprehend the significance of Mark Lanegan's "Whiskey For The Holy Ghost".
Searching DuckDuckGo for the latest piracy stream, ended up getting the legit site ad results instead. More like DuckDuckCUCKED amirite gize? Goons? 5 golden manbabies? Thanx 4 the gold reddit?
February 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Searching DuckDuckGo for the latest piracy stream, ended up getting the legit site ad results instead. More like DuckDuckCUCKED amirite gize? Goons? 5 golden manbabies? Thanx 4 the gold reddit?
This is the mantra that everyone is gonna need to have to remember in order to stay safe and unharmed:
When you silence voices,
You force others to make violent choices.
Let people use their words! Otherwise they're gonna have to resort to charades.
When you silence voices,
You force others to make violent choices.
Let people use their words! Otherwise they're gonna have to resort to charades.
February 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is the mantra that everyone is gonna need to have to remember in order to stay safe and unharmed:
When you silence voices,
You force others to make violent choices.
Let people use their words! Otherwise they're gonna have to resort to charades.
When you silence voices,
You force others to make violent choices.
Let people use their words! Otherwise they're gonna have to resort to charades.
Yes, dogs do belong on furniture.
February 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yes, dogs do belong on furniture.
Hearing "See something, say something" on public transit announcements and then realizing that "saying something" leads to authorities "doing nothing" can lead to some very quite interesting results indeed!!
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hearing "See something, say something" on public transit announcements and then realizing that "saying something" leads to authorities "doing nothing" can lead to some very quite interesting results indeed!!
Still waiting for the housing crisis to be solved by just building new homes with used books.
February 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Still waiting for the housing crisis to be solved by just building new homes with used books.