Gary Brannan
@garybrannan.bsky.social
Apparently, everybody's favourite. Him off Tech Diff. The begrudging second coming of Harry Secombe. Strong wahey energy. Funniest British Man (TM). The Lidl of Light Entertainment.
Welcome to the URY Award Winners club, lads *polishes his TWO radio awards*
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Welcome to the URY Award Winners club, lads *polishes his TWO radio awards*
“Just time for a quick look at the headlines, BBC News leads with…”
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Just time for a quick look at the headlines, BBC News leads with…”
Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, by then very deaf, gave 14th Earl Derby's first government its nickname by shouting "Who?! Who?!" as the list of inexperienced cabinet ministers was read out in the House of Lords.
Anyway, apropos of nothing:
Anyway, apropos of nothing:
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, by then very deaf, gave 14th Earl Derby's first government its nickname by shouting "Who?! Who?!" as the list of inexperienced cabinet ministers was read out in the House of Lords.
Anyway, apropos of nothing:
Anyway, apropos of nothing:
Al these sorts of mad posts like in the image here remind me of the landlord in the Daemons; “Mister Magister will care for you, give you everything you've ever wanted!”
And what happens to him? He got vaporised in his newspaper suit by a death ray from a little gargoyle man
And what happens to him? He got vaporised in his newspaper suit by a death ray from a little gargoyle man
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Al these sorts of mad posts like in the image here remind me of the landlord in the Daemons; “Mister Magister will care for you, give you everything you've ever wanted!”
And what happens to him? He got vaporised in his newspaper suit by a death ray from a little gargoyle man
And what happens to him? He got vaporised in his newspaper suit by a death ray from a little gargoyle man
This is how I’d run the BBC
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is how I’d run the BBC
“You may not realise it, but I was once a weak man!”
“Oh, come now, once a week’s enough for any man!”
“Oh, come now, once a week’s enough for any man!”
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“You may not realise it, but I was once a weak man!”
“Oh, come now, once a week’s enough for any man!”
“Oh, come now, once a week’s enough for any man!”
The real ones know that if you look in the dictionary, under ‘Catchfart’ is this man’s picture
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The real ones know that if you look in the dictionary, under ‘Catchfart’ is this man’s picture
‘Well, we think you’re a pathetic, tedious pillock too, @prettyhatmachine.bsky.social, and we reckon you’ll try and screenshot this as well’
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
‘Well, we think you’re a pathetic, tedious pillock too, @prettyhatmachine.bsky.social, and we reckon you’ll try and screenshot this as well’
‘But not everyone was as pleased, @prettyhatmachine.bsky.social for one, who wrote, ‘Dear BBC, I am a
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
‘But not everyone was as pleased, @prettyhatmachine.bsky.social for one, who wrote, ‘Dear BBC, I am a
Anyway, here’s to the railways! 200 years of them! From Locomotion to crazy bi and tri mode trains going at over 125mph every single day.
Yes I have a video, coming soon
Yes I have a video, coming soon
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anyway, here’s to the railways! 200 years of them! From Locomotion to crazy bi and tri mode trains going at over 125mph every single day.
Yes I have a video, coming soon
Yes I have a video, coming soon
And because Scotsman was running late, I absolutely luckily managed to get this shot.
Almost exactly 100 years separating them. A century of design improvement, from a little kettle on wheels to a Gresley A3. And then we passed a class 37. The 20th century was NUTS.
Almost exactly 100 years separating them. A century of design improvement, from a little kettle on wheels to a Gresley A3. And then we passed a class 37. The 20th century was NUTS.
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And because Scotsman was running late, I absolutely luckily managed to get this shot.
Almost exactly 100 years separating them. A century of design improvement, from a little kettle on wheels to a Gresley A3. And then we passed a class 37. The 20th century was NUTS.
Almost exactly 100 years separating them. A century of design improvement, from a little kettle on wheels to a Gresley A3. And then we passed a class 37. The 20th century was NUTS.
They were doing short rides up to Newton Grange and back. Scotsman was a bonus extra!
Here she goes!
Here she goes!
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They were doing short rides up to Newton Grange and back. Scotsman was a bonus extra!
Here she goes!
Here she goes!
But that WAS NOT the train I went for a ride on.
THIS WAS!
YES.
LOCOMOTION NO. 1!
THIS WAS!
YES.
LOCOMOTION NO. 1!
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
But that WAS NOT the train I went for a ride on.
THIS WAS!
YES.
LOCOMOTION NO. 1!
THIS WAS!
YES.
LOCOMOTION NO. 1!
Anyway, lads, went for a ride on a train today. Look at this! Flying Scotsman looking gorgeous, a simmering beauty that moved like a sewing machine
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anyway, lads, went for a ride on a train today. Look at this! Flying Scotsman looking gorgeous, a simmering beauty that moved like a sewing machine
Hope that shortly afterwards the coyote put on some rocket skates and flew off a cliff
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hope that shortly afterwards the coyote put on some rocket skates and flew off a cliff
And on that subject - you know you’ve made it when…..
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And on that subject - you know you’ve made it when…..
Jeremy Vine, the same intellectual contribution to society as a handful of gravel dropped in a wheelie bin.
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jeremy Vine, the same intellectual contribution to society as a handful of gravel dropped in a wheelie bin.
I wish to point out that NONE of the images below are photoshopped in any way.
Incredible work. Incredible.
Incredible work. Incredible.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wish to point out that NONE of the images below are photoshopped in any way.
Incredible work. Incredible.
Incredible work. Incredible.
Ben Liebrand’s remix of The Eve of the War, bought in the Woolworths in Batley. Why? No idea.
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ben Liebrand’s remix of The Eve of the War, bought in the Woolworths in Batley. Why? No idea.
What’s it like in your head?
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What’s it like in your head?
