Teacher said if Harold melted one more classmate's face with his horrible mucus he'd get detention. So now he has to sit alone and think about what he's done while all the other kids are at the Computer Lab playing Reader Rabbit and Cross Country Canada. #blender

Since it's spooky season here's some old pics from a number of years ago. They were done for a daily art challenge and I still rather like them. #blender #lowpoly

Boo! A spooky fellow for this spooky season. #blender

Clive's comedic stylings.
Clive actually knows what the deal with airplane food is but he got silenced by "Big Seinfeld". #blender

Beauregard Bee-Bottom's Backyard BBQ.
Listen I don't wanna go either, but he hasn't taken the divorce well and we really need to show him some support right now. #blender

This is Archibald. Those smaller arms on Archibald aren't actually arms. He's just got really weird looking nipples. #blender

When the bombs dropped Larry thought things couldn't get any worse. Then the Gnomes took over. #blender

Rita, wanderer of lost tunnels.

This is the Rita that is mentioned at the beginning of Mambo #5 by Lou Bega. #blender #nsfw

Herbert the Necromancer

Herbert is actually the village chef, but as it turns out baking an apple pie and resurrecting the dead involve basically the same ingredients. #blender

A wandering wise man, Aloysius Jones has been known to dispense wisdom to travelers. His most famous maxim is: "I'VE GOT SO MUCH SAND IN MY EYE OH MY GOD WHY DO I LIVE IN THIS WINDY WASTELAND AAAAHHHH GOD HELP ME OH JEEZ IT STINGS AND BURNS GAAAAHHHHHH" #blender

This is Francis. He's on the way to the corner store to get some chocolate covered raisins. #blender

The Thing In the Forest.

The thing in the forest turned out to be trees. I don't know who that guy is. #blender

Hey! I should post my art here. I make stuff in Blender. here's a dinosaur wizard. Scientists now believe that all dinosaurs were actually wizards. It's true! #blender