Lewis Garvey
@garvoy.bsky.social
Norwich based theatre-maker, illustrator, TTRPG designer
DOLCE : (red with anger, shaking his fist at me as his hot air balloon slowly rises) just you wait until gabbana hears about this!!
July 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
DOLCE : (red with anger, shaking his fist at me as his hot air balloon slowly rises) just you wait until gabbana hears about this!!
Reposted by Lewis Garvey
Megathread of pro-trans petitions on Parliament’s petition website. If Labour suddenly gets hit with debates for a bunch of pro-trans petitions, maybe they’ll realise this issue isn’t going away and they’ve fucked up.
I’ll add more as I find them.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
I’ll add more as I find them.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
April 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Megathread of pro-trans petitions on Parliament’s petition website. If Labour suddenly gets hit with debates for a bunch of pro-trans petitions, maybe they’ll realise this issue isn’t going away and they’ve fucked up.
I’ll add more as I find them.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
I’ll add more as I find them.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Reposted by Lewis Garvey
The rot at the heart of British culture that allows something like today’s Supreme Court ruling to be made…
Boycott Rowling. Teach your dad about pronouns. Withhold your vote from politicians who don’t vocally support trans rights. Fund trans artists and creators.
TERF Island needs to die.
Boycott Rowling. Teach your dad about pronouns. Withhold your vote from politicians who don’t vocally support trans rights. Fund trans artists and creators.
TERF Island needs to die.
April 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The rot at the heart of British culture that allows something like today’s Supreme Court ruling to be made…
Boycott Rowling. Teach your dad about pronouns. Withhold your vote from politicians who don’t vocally support trans rights. Fund trans artists and creators.
TERF Island needs to die.
Boycott Rowling. Teach your dad about pronouns. Withhold your vote from politicians who don’t vocally support trans rights. Fund trans artists and creators.
TERF Island needs to die.
Reposted by Lewis Garvey
Robins’ are red,
Bluetits’ are blue,
I’m impressed by your chest
And its unusual hue
Bluetits’ are blue,
I’m impressed by your chest
And its unusual hue
February 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Robins’ are red,
Bluetits’ are blue,
I’m impressed by your chest
And its unusual hue
Bluetits’ are blue,
I’m impressed by your chest
And its unusual hue
Roses are reticent,
Violets are stifled,
You turn my knees into jelly,
And my bowels into trifle
Violets are stifled,
You turn my knees into jelly,
And my bowels into trifle
February 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Roses are reticent,
Violets are stifled,
You turn my knees into jelly,
And my bowels into trifle
Violets are stifled,
You turn my knees into jelly,
And my bowels into trifle
Roses are remote,
Violets are near,
Girl are you Van Gogh?
Cos I love having you ‘ear
Violets are near,
Girl are you Van Gogh?
Cos I love having you ‘ear
February 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Roses are remote,
Violets are near,
Girl are you Van Gogh?
Cos I love having you ‘ear
Violets are near,
Girl are you Van Gogh?
Cos I love having you ‘ear
IMAGINE: a mug of ketchup, warmed, not to boiling, but to, say, hot chocolate temperature, for the which of dipping into, sausage rolls.
“I think you’re imagining tomato soup”
Reader, I promise you, I am not
“I think you’re imagining tomato soup”
Reader, I promise you, I am not
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
IMAGINE: a mug of ketchup, warmed, not to boiling, but to, say, hot chocolate temperature, for the which of dipping into, sausage rolls.
“I think you’re imagining tomato soup”
Reader, I promise you, I am not
“I think you’re imagining tomato soup”
Reader, I promise you, I am not
“strangers on a train are just friends on a train you haven’t met on a train”
-Patricia Highsmith, Strangers on a Train
-Patricia Highsmith, Strangers on a Train
August 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“strangers on a train are just friends on a train you haven’t met on a train”
-Patricia Highsmith, Strangers on a Train
-Patricia Highsmith, Strangers on a Train
writing your name real big on the blackboard, turning to face the class and saying “i’ll be your teacherrrrr” in the sabrina carpenter voice
July 15, 2024 at 6:54 AM
writing your name real big on the blackboard, turning to face the class and saying “i’ll be your teacherrrrr” in the sabrina carpenter voice
“Wakey-wakey, Quentin Blakey!” - Quentin Blake, to himself, every morning
June 7, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Wakey-wakey, Quentin Blakey!” - Quentin Blake, to himself, every morning
Finally got round to designing a character sheet for my one-page rpg BOAR-BAND. And the most fun bit was filling it out with an example teenage-pig-punk-musician
February 26, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Finally got round to designing a character sheet for my one-page rpg BOAR-BAND. And the most fun bit was filling it out with an example teenage-pig-punk-musician
Reposted by Lewis Garvey
YOUNG WONKA: ahhhh, the “Gallery Gourmet.” All the famous chocolatiers work here: Slugworth. Fickelgruber. Bruno Mars. Lee Caramac. Billy Bob Thornton’s. Jenny Lindt. The Travelling Cadburys. Eminem’s Store. Curly-Werner Herzog. The Guy who puts the chocolates on the pillows at the Hotel Chocolat.
December 30, 2023 at 8:52 PM
YOUNG WONKA: ahhhh, the “Gallery Gourmet.” All the famous chocolatiers work here: Slugworth. Fickelgruber. Bruno Mars. Lee Caramac. Billy Bob Thornton’s. Jenny Lindt. The Travelling Cadburys. Eminem’s Store. Curly-Werner Herzog. The Guy who puts the chocolates on the pillows at the Hotel Chocolat.
It’s day one of madment, the season in which I invite you all to join me in watching 3.83 episodes of beloved period prestige drama Mad Men every single day in the lead up Christmas
December 1, 2023 at 11:24 AM
It’s day one of madment, the season in which I invite you all to join me in watching 3.83 episodes of beloved period prestige drama Mad Men every single day in the lead up Christmas
Goooooooooood morning
October 4, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Goooooooooood morning
At the age now my friends have all started to have babies. Also at the age where they store their hundreds of babies in a shallow ocean trench. Also, a malevolent fish attacks, devouring the babies and their mother. Years later, the only surviving baby, discernible by his damaged fin,
September 18, 2023 at 11:20 AM
At the age now my friends have all started to have babies. Also at the age where they store their hundreds of babies in a shallow ocean trench. Also, a malevolent fish attacks, devouring the babies and their mother. Years later, the only surviving baby, discernible by his damaged fin,
sitting atop the mountain, stroking a wispy 100 year beard: crisps… give you lisps
September 18, 2023 at 7:03 AM
sitting atop the mountain, stroking a wispy 100 year beard: crisps… give you lisps
First post, so here’s a one-page RPG I finished recently.
High Speed BOAR-BAND by garvoy
You are teenagers. You have a band. Also, you are Boars.
garvoy.itch.io
September 4, 2023 at 11:47 AM
First post, so here’s a one-page RPG I finished recently.