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40 year olds playing with a ouija board:
“Ask if we’re getting enough fiber!”
“Ask if we’re getting enough fiber!”
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
40 year olds playing with a ouija board:
“Ask if we’re getting enough fiber!”
“Ask if we’re getting enough fiber!”
People want to talk to me about history like whatever I’ve played almost all the assassins creed games
July 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
People want to talk to me about history like whatever I’ve played almost all the assassins creed games
Chaperone only comes from the Chaper region of France, otherwise its just sparkling dad hangout.
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Chaperone only comes from the Chaper region of France, otherwise its just sparkling dad hangout.
When will we reach the point in capitalism where you shut the hell up?
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When will we reach the point in capitalism where you shut the hell up?
It’s crazy how many people my age would be defending the bad guys from Captain Planet
April 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s crazy how many people my age would be defending the bad guys from Captain Planet
I’ve been waking up to the “radar” alarm sound for about 10 years and I’m not sure if I’m mentally ready to change it.
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve been waking up to the “radar” alarm sound for about 10 years and I’m not sure if I’m mentally ready to change it.
So glad I just watched sister act so I know just what the fuck is going on in sister act 2
February 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So glad I just watched sister act so I know just what the fuck is going on in sister act 2
Since rich assholes are trying to take away so much from us has anyone even thought to challenge them to a ski race?
February 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Since rich assholes are trying to take away so much from us has anyone even thought to challenge them to a ski race?
I butt dialed people three times today and my phone has face recognition, in case anyone was wondering how ugly I am.
February 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I butt dialed people three times today and my phone has face recognition, in case anyone was wondering how ugly I am.
I will eat all weather animals/people. I’ll hunt you on horseback if my feet get cold at work this week.
February 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I will eat all weather animals/people. I’ll hunt you on horseback if my feet get cold at work this week.
A gang of street punks in their 40’s just threatened to throw my tender heart in a blender
January 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A gang of street punks in their 40’s just threatened to throw my tender heart in a blender
Which would be more fun:
Invite friends to a murder mystery dinner
or
an island for a big dinner then I hunt them on horseback?
Invite friends to a murder mystery dinner
or
an island for a big dinner then I hunt them on horseback?
January 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Which would be more fun:
Invite friends to a murder mystery dinner
or
an island for a big dinner then I hunt them on horseback?
Invite friends to a murder mystery dinner
or
an island for a big dinner then I hunt them on horseback?
Musk: *gives everyone the finger on live television *
Media: “He was probably saying they are number 1”
Media: “He was probably saying they are number 1”
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Musk: *gives everyone the finger on live television *
Media: “He was probably saying they are number 1”
Media: “He was probably saying they are number 1”
*no one, absolute silence*
Me: “Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys, G”
Me: “Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys, G”
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*no one, absolute silence*
Me: “Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys, G”
Me: “Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys, G”
Probably the most human thing about ai is the more internet it reads the dumber it gets
January 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Probably the most human thing about ai is the more internet it reads the dumber it gets
*ding dong*
Hi, I’m grizzled old detective and this is my partner, Sass Newbe. We are investigating sexy internet crimes I’m unfamiliar with.
Hi, I’m grizzled old detective and this is my partner, Sass Newbe. We are investigating sexy internet crimes I’m unfamiliar with.
January 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
*ding dong*
Hi, I’m grizzled old detective and this is my partner, Sass Newbe. We are investigating sexy internet crimes I’m unfamiliar with.
Hi, I’m grizzled old detective and this is my partner, Sass Newbe. We are investigating sexy internet crimes I’m unfamiliar with.
If they ban TikTok cream cheese will soon be in everything
January 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If they ban TikTok cream cheese will soon be in everything
The singer from Third Eye Blind sounds exactly like Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers. Check it out and let me know if you agree or super duper agree
January 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The singer from Third Eye Blind sounds exactly like Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers. Check it out and let me know if you agree or super duper agree
The only “bold” thing at Taco Bell is them asking me for a dollar after charging me $7.61 for a chalupa and 2 packets of fire sauce.
January 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The only “bold” thing at Taco Bell is them asking me for a dollar after charging me $7.61 for a chalupa and 2 packets of fire sauce.
We’ve been so preoccupied with our own robots it’s like we’ve forgotten how to come together and form a giant battle robot and we should really try to find the time
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
We’ve been so preoccupied with our own robots it’s like we’ve forgotten how to come together and form a giant battle robot and we should really try to find the time