garulon.bsky.social
@garulon.bsky.social
I love the round things
I wanna get in on this grift, I'm thinking about renting out shitty run-down offices as "AI Ideation Centres" so I can bleed off some of these bozo's money for the next two years while they plead with Chat GPT to make the game work more
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hope they discover something child appropriate like "smuggling" and not a sex trafficking operation
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The "This tech means you can sack everyone and fully indulge in your megalomania" is a strong pull to wealthy investors and their innate psycopathy
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I look at the treatment of Holmes for falsifying the tech at her company and I wonder why Musk doesn't get the same treatment for doing the exact same thing, only even more dangerously and obviously
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Oh yeah and they went out of their way in the pilot to let us know he canonically stinks
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And having him scream and berate her like a jealous little incel shit early on soured me forever on him
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Part of the path to transform supermarkets into basically big vending machines
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Would it kill them to label where you put your shopping basket and where you put the groceries after you scanned them
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
From the brief period of time when hovercraft were compelling things to be controlling in video games
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Especially when Tarantino's acting has stink lines coming from him
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It's very clearly a Star War
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Just grow a very complex beard and have the sneakers modeled by crying teenagers, problem solved!
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
1) MERICA FREEDOM
2) Less razor-sharp steel edges
3) I think the point is visualizing bro sadness
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"We had them tastefully running a train on April in the sewers and then got hit with the Stephen King lawsuit"
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is a 1.0 on the cocaine scale, clearly this is a lethal dose so every other cocaine movie gets rated against this baseline

EG Tango & Cash gets a 0.3
a truck that has a green face on it and the word habit on the side
ALT: a truck that has a green face on it and the word habit on the side
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can't they drop JFK jr in with a fork and whatever drugs it is he takes that makes him act like that
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Is this why all the video game reactionaries are all dead-eyed middle-aged men
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
but no lasagna WTF?
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
At least Hank Scorpio didn't install screaming booths at their last company
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tired: People losing their homes
Wired: "Economic nap time"
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The famously low-maintenance operating system
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
We'd have to make the death traps absurdly easy to get out of because most of these guys would not make it through even an "The A-Team" class of obstruction
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I suspect once you're very very rich you just become... less human?

Like how many times has Oprah had to bleed a radiator in the past ten years you reckon? Zero?
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Imagine your parents buying you a degree and this is how you write emails
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Had no idea this was a thing - thanks!
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM