Garth Iorgy
@garthiorgy.bsky.social
I shall rule this app with an iron fist... and marshmallow penis.
He/Him/Ham
He/Him/Ham
I had doritos for breakfast. Today isn't gonna be my day.
September 5, 2023 at 12:40 PM
I had doritos for breakfast. Today isn't gonna be my day.
I know this may come off as reactionary and possibly a little bit premature but I think this Donald Trump fella might not be on the up and up.
August 20, 2023 at 11:13 AM
I know this may come off as reactionary and possibly a little bit premature but I think this Donald Trump fella might not be on the up and up.
So... Elon decided to remove the block button on Twitter. I'm here full time now. All Garth. All the time.
August 18, 2023 at 4:29 PM
So... Elon decided to remove the block button on Twitter. I'm here full time now. All Garth. All the time.
Guys...I'm starting to think cops aren't really the good guys that Dick Wolf led us to believe.
July 29, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Guys...I'm starting to think cops aren't really the good guys that Dick Wolf led us to believe.
I wonder if Lou Reed ever even tried walking on the Mild Side. It's not terrible.
July 20, 2023 at 1:58 PM
I wonder if Lou Reed ever even tried walking on the Mild Side. It's not terrible.
Me, giving my grandma's eulogy: "WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP!!!"
July 16, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Me, giving my grandma's eulogy: "WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP!!!"
Cereal for dinner is NOT pathetic. Screw you!
July 15, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Cereal for dinner is NOT pathetic. Screw you!
Can you imagine what Nietzsche would say if he were alive today? He'd likely shit his pants if he saw a Baconator.
July 14, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Can you imagine what Nietzsche would say if he were alive today? He'd likely shit his pants if he saw a Baconator.
I bet I could fight a mountain lion. I'd fucking lose immediately but I could still do it.
July 13, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I bet I could fight a mountain lion. I'd fucking lose immediately but I could still do it.
What's up, bitches?
July 13, 2023 at 1:03 PM
What's up, bitches?