Michael Gartenberg
@gartenberg.bsky.social
Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.
To Flip or to Fold?
July 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
To Flip or to Fold?
Can't help with one or three.
July 2, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Can't help with one or three.
Call me skeptical unless there's really something to surprise and delight.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-05-18/apple-s-mixed-reality-headset-may-define-tim-cook-s-legacy?sref=QYWxDQ1o&in_source=embedded-checkout-banner
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-05-18/apple-s-mixed-reality-headset-may-define-tim-cook-s-legacy?sref=QYWxDQ1o&in_source=embedded-checkout-banner
May 18, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Call me skeptical unless there's really something to surprise and delight.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-05-18/apple-s-mixed-reality-headset-may-define-tim-cook-s-legacy?sref=QYWxDQ1o&in_source=embedded-checkout-banner
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-05-18/apple-s-mixed-reality-headset-may-define-tim-cook-s-legacy?sref=QYWxDQ1o&in_source=embedded-checkout-banner
I wonder if this, the most elegant of iPods is still able to sync with a Mac or PC
May 15, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I wonder if this, the most elegant of iPods is still able to sync with a Mac or PC
"I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people."
Charlie Skinner
Charlie Skinner
May 15, 2023 at 12:13 AM
"I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people."
Charlie Skinner
Charlie Skinner
This is the type of respectful dialogue I have been looking for post Twitter.
May 14, 2023 at 8:51 PM
This is the type of respectful dialogue I have been looking for post Twitter.
Happy Mother's Gram, Mom & Aviva, three of the best moms ever. I love and miss you all and I know wherever you are, you're all looking down and saying it's not too late for me to go to law school and make something of myself.
May 14, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Happy Mother's Gram, Mom & Aviva, three of the best moms ever. I love and miss you all and I know wherever you are, you're all looking down and saying it's not too late for me to go to law school and make something of myself.
What was your first digital photograph?
May 14, 2023 at 1:38 PM
What was your first digital photograph?
I have stopped taking credit
May 12, 2023 at 11:27 AM
I have stopped taking credit
Is this the proper way to pack and old MacBook Air for shipping. Tonight I once saw that once, can't remember who showed the trick.
May 11, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Is this the proper way to pack and old MacBook Air for shipping. Tonight I once saw that once, can't remember who showed the trick.
Every so often I need to get rid of old stuff that I no longer use to make room for new stuff that I also won't use. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
May 11, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Every so often I need to get rid of old stuff that I no longer use to make room for new stuff that I also won't use. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Royal family, shmoyle family. No human being alive on the planet today that can pull off this luck without looking like a real doofus. In fact they might as well just post this picture in the dictionary right next to the word doofus
May 10, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Royal family, shmoyle family. No human being alive on the planet today that can pull off this luck without looking like a real doofus. In fact they might as well just post this picture in the dictionary right next to the word doofus
When it comes to invites remember "with great power, comes great responsibility"
May 9, 2023 at 11:39 AM
When it comes to invites remember "with great power, comes great responsibility"
The difference between dreams and reality is the ability to persevere. To whom shall I put my reputation on the line and bestow the honor to join the few, the proud and ALF
May 9, 2023 at 11:21 AM
The difference between dreams and reality is the ability to persevere. To whom shall I put my reputation on the line and bestow the honor to join the few, the proud and ALF
Putting the nom into nom nom. If your pizza doesn't look like this or worse looks like a casserole you are doing it wrong. This is a hill I will die on
May 7, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Putting the nom into nom nom. If your pizza doesn't look like this or worse looks like a casserole you are doing it wrong. This is a hill I will die on
Wishing you all blue skies ahead for the weekend.
May 5, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Wishing you all blue skies ahead for the weekend.
Hope your weekend is blue skies ahead
May 5, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Hope your weekend is blue skies ahead
News summary in emoji. Who says there's no use for AI in news.
May 5, 2023 at 2:40 PM
News summary in emoji. Who says there's no use for AI in news.
This time without the pixel reflection. That song is so absurdly shiny with the silver plating
May 5, 2023 at 1:07 PM
This time without the pixel reflection. That song is so absurdly shiny with the silver plating
Apple was so pleased with Jony Ive drive for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
May 5, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Apple was so pleased with Jony Ive drive for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
Apple was so pleased with Jony I've druve for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
May 5, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Apple was so pleased with Jony I've druve for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
Good morning Blueberry pancakes. Hope you're off to a sweet morning. (pro tip. Put the syrup on the *bottom* of the plate, better distribution per bite and hold overall integrity better. Butter goes on the middle layer to help even melt. You're welcome)
May 5, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Good morning Blueberry pancakes. Hope you're off to a sweet morning. (pro tip. Put the syrup on the *bottom* of the plate, better distribution per bite and hold overall integrity better. Butter goes on the middle layer to help even melt. You're welcome)
Artifact favorite news app now has interesting new summation features including, "explain like I'm 5" the amusing "gen-z" and my particular favorite as seen below.
May 5, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Artifact favorite news app now has interesting new summation features including, "explain like I'm 5" the amusing "gen-z" and my particular favorite as seen below.