Michael Gartenberg
gartenberg.bsky.social
Michael Gartenberg
@gartenberg.bsky.social
Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.
To Flip or to Fold?
July 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Can't help with one or three.
July 2, 2023 at 11:05 AM
May 18, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I wonder if this, the most elegant of iPods is still able to sync with a Mac or PC
May 15, 2023 at 1:05 AM
"I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people."
Charlie Skinner
May 15, 2023 at 12:13 AM
This is the type of respectful dialogue I have been looking for post Twitter.
May 14, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Happy Mother's Gram, Mom & Aviva, three of the best moms ever. I love and miss you all and I know wherever you are, you're all looking down and saying it's not too late for me to go to law school and make something of myself.
May 14, 2023 at 1:42 PM
What was your first digital photograph?
May 14, 2023 at 1:38 PM
I have stopped taking credit
May 12, 2023 at 11:27 AM
🤔
May 11, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Is this the proper way to pack and old MacBook Air for shipping. Tonight I once saw that once, can't remember who showed the trick.
May 11, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Every so often I need to get rid of old stuff that I no longer use to make room for new stuff that I also won't use. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
May 11, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Royal family, shmoyle family. No human being alive on the planet today that can pull off this luck without looking like a real doofus. In fact they might as well just post this picture in the dictionary right next to the word doofus
May 10, 2023 at 10:28 PM
WhatsApp
May 10, 2023 at 6:39 PM
When it comes to invites remember "with great power, comes great responsibility"
May 9, 2023 at 11:39 AM
The difference between dreams and reality is the ability to persevere. To whom shall I put my reputation on the line and bestow the honor to join the few, the proud and ALF
May 9, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Putting the nom into nom nom. If your pizza doesn't look like this or worse looks like a casserole you are doing it wrong. This is a hill I will die on
May 7, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Wishing you all blue skies ahead for the weekend.
May 5, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Hope your weekend is blue skies ahead
May 5, 2023 at 4:59 PM
News summary in emoji. Who says there's no use for AI in news.
May 5, 2023 at 2:40 PM
This time without the pixel reflection. That song is so absurdly shiny with the silver plating
May 5, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Apple was so pleased with Jony Ive drive for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
May 5, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Apple was so pleased with Jony I've druve for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
May 5, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Good morning Blueberry pancakes. Hope you're off to a sweet morning. (pro tip. Put the syrup on the *bottom* of the plate, better distribution per bite and hold overall integrity better. Butter goes on the middle layer to help even melt. You're welcome)
May 5, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Artifact favorite news app now has interesting new summation features including, "explain like I'm 5" the amusing "gen-z" and my particular favorite as seen below.
May 5, 2023 at 11:33 AM