garrotte.bsky.social
@garrotte.bsky.social
is this why you stopped going on alab?
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Any chance you can share an example of something that successfully slid under the bar?
January 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
thoughts on Smosh Reads Reddit Stories?
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
self-answering question
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Missed joke opportunity: Janet should have said "When the chilaquiles come out sizzling" and taken a pic with the jacksfilm pose.
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My bad
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
amazing!
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Wrong.

Maxis solved this in 2014 but games (derogatory) thought the map size was too small. Imagine what urban planning discourse would look like if Sim City 2014 wasn't online only and had 50% bigger plots
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
famously local police love when feds roll into an area and tell them what to do
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Real ones know he's been trying to defend her since the article first dropped
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
if I had Copy A of a model and you had copy B of a model could i take a string of numbers you post publicly, transform them by hand, and then put them into my model and get a message?
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A reminder that Nazi Gold, ancient gods, Russia killing JFK, zombies, and the USS Obama are all mainline cannon now
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Unfortunately the absurdism in 3arc trying to bridge the grounded games with the future games (that they never thought they'd have to explain the in between for) and so while it works in cannon and in the story, it's wacky from the outside
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Andy 100% did the dance at least once right?
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is colored by having seen people I am close to be *near* people responsible for something Genuinely Horrific but I genuinely believe that anyone who is willing to express belief that horrible things can't be dont by people they like simply do not care to find the truth
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
only 4 people in this photo were "doing it" unfortunately one of them was very much trying to not do it
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Early season Rons: Government is bad because Let People Enjoy Things

Late seasons Ron: Government is bad because bad people can use it to do bad things
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Also more importantly....Leslie spends not just a lot of time losing, but also having the idealism beat out of her.

It does not take a kind view to 'centrism' or 'bipartianship'. Especially in the Obama2 seasons
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You have to admit youre at least a little curious to see how "we all had a little Nazi phase" would break among the online pundit sphere
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
One big thing thats different is that people aren't trying to clout-shark nearly as hard on here as they did back in 2016-2018 so there is less people willing to just be like "Wow!" and quote tweeting things
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Trump is mad at people on the tv" also explains this while also squaring the circle of "No Kings isn't doing anything" and "Trump is scared of No Kings"

I'll believe that No Kings is doing something when they start having output remotely similar to where Indivisible was at, 10 months in.
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Greater than 50% chance The Rizzler or Hawk Tuah girl make a cameo appearance
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(this is not a defense of allowing yourself to get dunked on by a dog)
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I mean to quote from a meme it definitely felt around that time like people had become resigned to the idea that "i guess the dog gets to play basketball" and while in hindsight its obvious that the refs could get the dog off the court, in a post-DOGE world that was definitely not the 'vibe'
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM