Ah hell, glad I could help but that sucks!

Mailed a similar "sculpture" in the early 2000's too. I just told the postal worker "It's a silicone adapter for oscillation pumping."

Find a kink artist for every body part. It'll be like a Captain Planet summoning.

Generic laboratory work. The specifics vary depending on whatever setting is in my brain at the time.

Don't do that, it clearly says it's poor quality.

The guy behind the counter will demand to know why you photographed his personal vehicle.

Do you have any fun facts about these snootery creatures? My searches mostly come up with "it's a worm."

Mainly here for humor, furry/anthro artwork, and creative surreal horror works.

The image of a sour d'oh expresses this displeasure perfectly