I have a coworker who drinks Dr. Pepper instead of water because "water tastes gross," but can't figure out why she has issues with her pancreas, or why her stomach has hurt every day for most of her adult life.

I'll give you two guesses who she voted for.

@redlettermedia.com Really looking forward to the moment Mike's grandson shows him how to use his Macintosh, so he can complain about Star Trek on Bluesky.