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A piece I made after seeing my 1 yr old roll his truck over the keyboard. #piano #music #toddlerinspiration
Turns out I live in ChatGPT’s head rent-free #youryearwithchatgpt
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
An ancient pedophile just scrabbling to get a foothold on hatred and division. Seems like he’s slipping to me
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is like if the grinch had returned all the presents but they were empty, the cards all blacked out, the roast beast a pile of charred bones
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump’s plan for the Epstein Files
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the ideal Santa body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

#xfiles #squeeze
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just put down “The Phantom of Kansas” by John Varley. Incredible short story. Could be my absolute favorite. RIP Varley
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The guy who thinks skin color denotes civilization wears face paint the color of fucking Mars
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The threats from unchecked AI are real — worker displacement, corporate surveillance, invasion of privacy, environmental destruction, unmanned warfare.

Today, a tiny number of billionaires are shaping the future of AI behind closed doors. That is unacceptable. That must change.
The threats from AI are real | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every cat has a novel inside them they need to write and yet are afraid to write, which is why they’re always staring out of windows or napping
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Going through my kids’ backpacks and sifting through their school work. Most of this will go in the fireplace, but occasionally there is something for the ol’ scrapbook. This must be what it feels like to be a slush reader
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:

- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"
Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“It’s actually punk to be obsequious.”

—gen Z republicans
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mike Johnson blandly telling you he
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Tried to think of a clever sign to make for the No Kings rally. Going to just carry the big American flag off the front of my house 🇺🇸 . It’s already a No Kings symbol
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I was kid people picked their noses like 👆 and now they do it like 👌
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Starting to doubt that "Comedy is the greatest way to attack anything like a totalitarian regime."

The idea that fascists must all be humorless and rigid is a mistake. Its why people think Trump is not a fascist. Because there is something comedian-like about Trump.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 15
It's been 85 years since The Great Dictator first dazzled audiences in 1940. It was a big risk for one of the world's most popular performers to take a stand against fascism on film. n.pr/4n4s82s
How Charlie Chaplin used his uncanny resemblance to Hitler to fight fascism
It's been 85 years since The Great Dictator first dazzled audiences in 1940. It was a big risk for one of the world's most popular performers to take a stand against fascism on film.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Do you think it was cringe back in the 1600’s when a dude came out of a Shakespeare play and started inserting thou’s and thy’s into conversations?
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God said to Trump “Thou can be my imperfect messenger.”

Trump said “Imperfect?? How dare you say that to me.”

Devil said: “Hey, you can be my Perfect Messenger.”

Trump said “Art of the deal! Thank you for your attention in this manner!!”
July 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Jan 6 officer speaks out.
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM