garrison
@garrison.corporate.fm
you wouldn't WRITE a DATABASE
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
you wouldn't WRITE a DATABASE
Erlang using <- for list generators and <= for bitstring generators is a choice
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Erlang using <- for list generators and <= for bitstring generators is a choice
you know, I've been on the fence for a while but I think I'm willing to commit to the position that Elixir should have JS object destructuring for maps
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
you know, I've been on the fence for a while but I think I'm willing to commit to the position that Elixir should have JS object destructuring for maps
look at what they've done to my beautiful country
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
look at what they've done to my beautiful country
Ever since Elixir changed the inspect/dbg limit it's been way too low. It should be like 3-4x higher, I am constantly setting it to :infinity
January 23, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Ever since Elixir changed the inspect/dbg limit it's been way too low. It should be like 3-4x higher, I am constantly setting it to :infinity
postgres maximalism must be stopped at any cost
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
postgres maximalism must be stopped at any cost
all the extra tuple/list allocations from ets hurt so bad every time
January 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
all the extra tuple/list allocations from ets hurt so bad every time
not me reimplementing OTP from scratch again
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
not me reimplementing OTP from scratch again
I will not write another elixir web framework I will not write another elixir web framework I will not write another elixir web framework
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I will not write another elixir web framework I will not write another elixir web framework I will not write another elixir web framework
> "full stack" framework
> look inside
> postgres
> look inside
> postgres
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
> "full stack" framework
> look inside
> postgres
> look inside
> postgres
how tf does React know which fiber is current when you call setState?
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
how tf does React know which fiber is current when you call setState?
I am so good at writing bad CSS parsers you have no idea
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I am so good at writing bad CSS parsers you have no idea
why oh why do JS template literals not strip indentation?
Is Elixir the only language in the universe that does this correctly? Even Python somehow managed to screw it up
Is Elixir the only language in the universe that does this correctly? Even Python somehow managed to screw it up
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
why oh why do JS template literals not strip indentation?
Is Elixir the only language in the universe that does this correctly? Even Python somehow managed to screw it up
Is Elixir the only language in the universe that does this correctly? Even Python somehow managed to screw it up
Do any of the 5 followers I've somehow managed to farm in the past day have any tips for writing parsers in Elixir? Esp performance
I've yet to come across any resource on the topic other than reading other people's code
I've yet to come across any resource on the topic other than reading other people's code
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Do any of the 5 followers I've somehow managed to farm in the past day have any tips for writing parsers in Elixir? Esp performance
I've yet to come across any resource on the topic other than reading other people's code
I've yet to come across any resource on the topic other than reading other people's code
atproto will win, I think
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
atproto will win, I think