This crazy bass playing, unicycle riding musician will be at Hamilton Studio with Zonky Jazz Band and the Rockabilly Space Force on Dec 28! Get tix at www.zonkyjazzband.com

Likely scenario for how this non-functioning guitar was listed for sale for over $2 million:

Wife: "We don't have any rent money. Did you list that old guitar yet?"

Husband: "Yep. But I did offer free shipping."

Wife: "This is why we are broke."

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