Garrett W.
garrettw.bsky.social
Garrett W.
@garrettw.bsky.social
Famously not a weenie.
…sorry which made up hoax.
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
More important than anything: what kind of asshole wears a black suit with a blue shirt.
May 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ah, the oil company strategy.

“We let everything go to shit, but if the people really want things to get better they’ll change”.
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sounds like a fucking idiot
February 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s either that or we start to eat you.

Your choice.
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Now fuck off and make room for others to climb the ladder.

If you can’t sustain your lifestyle on literal billions then it sounds like you need to be more bootstrappy and smarter about your money.
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
True eldritch horror
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I’ve taken exactly two flights on Turkish air and one of them my seat was SOAKED in milk. I’m not sure what type of mammal it was from.
September 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The most notable thing Calacanis has done in my mind is being the tech-bro-weenie that helped convince Elon to buy Twitter and telling Elon he "has his sword"
September 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I cant imagine another way to describe googles strategy over the past 5 years.
June 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM
There appears to be a complete lack of people willing to say no to billionaires about their COMPLETELY OBVIOUS shit ideas.
Metaverse, cybertruck, recall, and “fuck search” (I’ll let everyone guess who that is) are just the beginning.
I’d be willing to say no to stupid ideas for a cool million/year.
June 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
More reason to celebrate
January 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM