Garrett Sausen
@garrettsausen.bsky.social
West Virginian transplanted in Alaska for now and forevermore.
We've been chasing down the facts of life
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We've been chasing down the facts of life
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
I don’t understand the craze behind phone wallets. Why lose one when you can lose both at the same time?! 🤷♂️🤷♂️
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t understand the craze behind phone wallets. Why lose one when you can lose both at the same time?! 🤷♂️🤷♂️
18,300 steps today and let me tell ya, my doggies are a barking.
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
18,300 steps today and let me tell ya, my doggies are a barking.
Moose count +3 today. 🫎 🫎 🫎
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Moose count +3 today. 🫎 🫎 🫎
August 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Shoulda been an email.
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Shoulda been an email.
Time for peace is after we bomb the shit out of you. Yea that makes sense.
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Time for peace is after we bomb the shit out of you. Yea that makes sense.
Normal egg and bless that chicken egg.
June 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Normal egg and bless that chicken egg.
Looking out my window and seeing green leaves on the trees makes me incredibly happy! 🪟 🍃 🌳
May 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Looking out my window and seeing green leaves on the trees makes me incredibly happy! 🪟 🍃 🌳
She pretends to be smart.
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
She pretends to be smart.
The alpenglow on the mountains right now is 🤌🤌🤌 🌄🌄🌄
May 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The alpenglow on the mountains right now is 🤌🤌🤌 🌄🌄🌄
Ira Glass was awesome!!! #npr #thisamericanlife
May 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ira Glass was awesome!!! #npr #thisamericanlife
Reposted by Garrett Sausen
You can buy a whole lotta cheese in Wisconsin, but you can’t buy an election.
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You can buy a whole lotta cheese in Wisconsin, but you can’t buy an election.
Fish on the line! ☀️🎣😎
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Fish on the line! ☀️🎣😎
The harmonica is a highly underrated and underutilized instrument.
March 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The harmonica is a highly underrated and underutilized instrument.
Omg I can’t stop laughing. He actually said he was saved by god so that he could make America great again lmao
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Omg I can’t stop laughing. He actually said he was saved by god so that he could make America great again lmao
Life is better without twitter.
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Life is better without twitter.
I miss the days when I used to think George W. Bush was the worst president in history.
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I miss the days when I used to think George W. Bush was the worst president in history.
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
February 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I will not argue with people on the internet
I sent my mom a text about a package I had sent to her house arriving Monday. She responded with this 😂😂😂
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I sent my mom a text about a package I had sent to her house arriving Monday. She responded with this 😂😂😂
My baby boy has spent the last several weeks as part of the Anchorage Opera performance of Madam Butterfly. So proud of him and so happy he got to be part of this show with his momma!
February 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My baby boy has spent the last several weeks as part of the Anchorage Opera performance of Madam Butterfly. So proud of him and so happy he got to be part of this show with his momma!
Thank goodness we don’t have to listen to KC fans for another year.
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Thank goodness we don’t have to listen to KC fans for another year.
I wonder how many chickens my wife will let me get this year if I propose it as a solid business plan. 🤔🤔🤔
February 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wonder how many chickens my wife will let me get this year if I propose it as a solid business plan. 🤔🤔🤔
Egg prices are going up you say!? Don’t care. 🥚🍳🐓
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Egg prices are going up you say!? Don’t care. 🥚🍳🐓