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Arsenal, Shoegaze, He/Him
King of ventilators
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The president can do all his official duties from Saudi Arabia and it’s frankly insulting and un-American to suggest otherwise.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
He’s evolutionary Rick Mirer
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
That’s the thing about this timeline, pretty much everything—no matter how stupid—is in play. So yeah, why not.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He’s a natural at whatever it is he thinks he’s doing there. Next step is building a display for his Alpha of the Year trophy.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Everyone’s Ozil out of possession
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Thank you for this incredibly illuminating thread🧵
It’s quite refreshing when people tell on themselves with such gusto.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Change the narrative
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So… war with Venezuela for reasons?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A fun cocktail of hubris, senility, and no one in his orbit giving much of a fuck about him
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
With this specific crowd, they really liked going to a specific island. Maybe we could just keep them there.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don’t know how their shareholder meetings work, but is there any chance at the next they circle back to the key points from the previous one? I hope they do.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The conservative fear of every inch of every city that has ever had a single violent crime remains undefeated
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My kingdom for a period piece set in a UK overseas territory that skewers colonialism and requires a native Bond for the mission.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
And yet 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If everyone just keeps asking him about magnets and only magnets going forward, what do we think that looks like?
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Death as one’s first act of kindness is extreme but nevertheless acceptable.
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Matt Rhule has learned his lessons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m a bit annoyed as my initial thought was that it’s rare to encounter a work that so defies categorization.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Too bad Pawson somehow didn’t see that as he was seemingly watching it happen.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Given how often this happens across the PL, I’m surprised that people will talk about match fixing as a hypothetical.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I made it like 3 minutes before muting and putting on music. It sucks but I sense I’m not missing any quality commentary
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Depending on how the match goes, I’m assuming we’ll be told Merino got his elbow not vice versa
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM