Garrett Morrison
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social
I write and talk about golf courses @friedegggolf.bsky.social
"I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein." Are probably the two funniest sentences ever written.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein." Are probably the two funniest sentences ever written.
Oh yeah, this is for sure better and easier than Googling "Natalie Portman Christian Bale movie"
September 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh yeah, this is for sure better and easier than Googling "Natalie Portman Christian Bale movie"
Top 10 album for me. The A side of "Harborcoat," "7 Chinese Bros.," "So. Central Rain," "Pretty Persuasion," and "Time After Time" is insane.
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Top 10 album for me. The A side of "Harborcoat," "7 Chinese Bros.," "So. Central Rain," "Pretty Persuasion," and "Time After Time" is insane.
The misuse of "literally" is just the cherry on top of this sundae of vacuous nonsense
July 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The misuse of "literally" is just the cherry on top of this sundae of vacuous nonsense
I've halfway decided that Bluesky is where I'm going to 1) share work and 2) participate belatedly in overexposed "look at my taste in movies/music/books" activities
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I've halfway decided that Bluesky is where I'm going to 1) share work and 2) participate belatedly in overexposed "look at my taste in movies/music/books" activities
"Grow the grass" is truly the dumbest possible anti-rollback slogan
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Grow the grass" is truly the dumbest possible anti-rollback slogan
Cracking up at this for some reason
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cracking up at this for some reason
Again, for the sake of accurate record-keeping
April 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Again, for the sake of accurate record-keeping
Just want to make sure this exists on Bluesky, too
April 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just want to make sure this exists on Bluesky, too
Good question! I think it's just hard to find natural landforms that match the ones on 13 at Augusta. It's for the same reason that MacKenzie's Lido hole (which MacKenzie said was sort of a template for 13) hasn't been replicated very often.
April 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Good question! I think it's just hard to find natural landforms that match the ones on 13 at Augusta. It's for the same reason that MacKenzie's Lido hole (which MacKenzie said was sort of a template for 13) hasn't been replicated very often.
"Those double bogeys on 15 and 17 were bad. Disastrous. But were they actually the best thing that could have happened?"
April 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Those double bogeys on 15 and 17 were bad. Disastrous. But were they actually the best thing that could have happened?"
Me, an absolute idiot, discussing Rory's first round
April 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Me, an absolute idiot, discussing Rory's first round
Me rolling up to my Saturday-morning tee time:
April 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Me rolling up to my Saturday-morning tee time:
Wild thing to see
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Wild thing to see
He's still young, but Nick Dunlap has an opportunity to become a generational "high highs / low lows" player. This man won two PGA Tour events last year!
April 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He's still young, but Nick Dunlap has an opportunity to become a generational "high highs / low lows" player. This man won two PGA Tour events last year!
Fred Couples just holed out with lumber from 191 on the 14th hole.
People who complain about the presence of aging past champions in the Masters field simply do not know ball.
People who complain about the presence of aging past champions in the Masters field simply do not know ball.
April 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fred Couples just holed out with lumber from 191 on the 14th hole.
People who complain about the presence of aging past champions in the Masters field simply do not know ball.
People who complain about the presence of aging past champions in the Masters field simply do not know ball.
No judgment whatsoever, but Vanessa Trump's roster of exes is objectively amazing
March 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No judgment whatsoever, but Vanessa Trump's roster of exes is objectively amazing
Golf isn't cool, you say?
Well, 49-year-old Tiger Woods, his body and mind hanging on by a single gossamer thread, just announced that he's engaged to (or maybe just boning?) the president's former daughter-in-law via a work of Dadaist poetry.
Well, 49-year-old Tiger Woods, his body and mind hanging on by a single gossamer thread, just announced that he's engaged to (or maybe just boning?) the president's former daughter-in-law via a work of Dadaist poetry.
March 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Golf isn't cool, you say?
Well, 49-year-old Tiger Woods, his body and mind hanging on by a single gossamer thread, just announced that he's engaged to (or maybe just boning?) the president's former daughter-in-law via a work of Dadaist poetry.
Well, 49-year-old Tiger Woods, his body and mind hanging on by a single gossamer thread, just announced that he's engaged to (or maybe just boning?) the president's former daughter-in-law via a work of Dadaist poetry.
Hard to believe we've written 100 of these things, but here it is: my Club TFE Course profile of Pacific Dunes. thefriedegg.com/course-profi...
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hard to believe we've written 100 of these things, but here it is: my Club TFE Course profile of Pacific Dunes. thefriedegg.com/course-profi...
Pretty great to see a guy who has dismissed the entire discipline of philosophy as useless get absolutely pantsed by this question
February 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Pretty great to see a guy who has dismissed the entire discipline of philosophy as useless get absolutely pantsed by this question
Some pretty photos:
1. Victoria Golf Club (11)
2. St. Andrews Beach (2)
3. Commonwealth Golf Club (14)
4. Victoria again (8)
1. Victoria Golf Club (11)
2. St. Andrews Beach (2)
3. Commonwealth Golf Club (14)
4. Victoria again (8)
January 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Some pretty photos:
1. Victoria Golf Club (11)
2. St. Andrews Beach (2)
3. Commonwealth Golf Club (14)
4. Victoria again (8)
1. Victoria Golf Club (11)
2. St. Andrews Beach (2)
3. Commonwealth Golf Club (14)
4. Victoria again (8)