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garrett
@garrettjko.bsky.social
nyc podcaster
watching kill tony through my neighbor’s third story window
November 25, 2024 at 6:50 AM
i think everyone’s asking the same question: is bluesky dead?
November 23, 2024 at 11:01 AM
woke china: latinxi
November 23, 2024 at 10:45 AM
i love club penguin
November 23, 2024 at 6:31 AM
this is the kinda vibe i've been going for lately
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
a lot of you are not ready to talk about dave grohl
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM
let a thousand nyc podcasters bloom
November 20, 2024 at 5:49 AM
just gonna start workshopping stand up on here
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
the american red cross keeps calling me about a new location they've opened up. i only gave blood for the snoopy shirt. they want my blood and it's october (spooky). interesting!
October 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
WE ARE SO BACK! BLUESKY FOREVER! IT'S A GREAT APP!
“We’re so back! It’s gonna pop off!” - Garrett, while watching me open this app
January 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
MILHF - man i love hummus.. forreal!

it’s not perfect but neither is life. just something i thought of real quick. goodnight bluesky :)
January 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
trader joe’s should make frozen meals that aren’t frozen and already made for me by some guy that’s nice with a kind smile
January 13, 2024 at 2:54 AM
is outer wilds good. and for the switch
January 13, 2024 at 2:51 AM
hardware store near my place rocks. they got stuff like candles.

😀🔨🪛🕯️🪚🗜️🔩🧰
(me in the hardware store)
January 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
back in nyc… missing my hummus! will get some soon.
January 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
been off the hummus for a little while but just had some oysters on triscuits with cheese (?)

excellent! hope all is well with everyone 😀
January 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
was excited to try this as a fan of a light dusting of crunchy chili for meal toppings. while the heat is there (pleasant but noticeable) i was missing the satisfying crunch that comes with the regular chunk mixing. i’m going to have to try more onion hummus to discern the flavor profile. enjoyable!
December 31, 2023 at 3:02 AM
hummus haul! trader joe’s 3 layer: traditional, cilantro jalapeño, and spicy. very refreshing but wouldn’t say i’m getting the spice - the slightest tingle but it’s pleasant. experience of loading the diff layers on the chip is superb. paired with organic yellow corn tortilla rounds also by tj. 👍
December 30, 2023 at 3:58 AM
watched lady bird today (good), ran out of hummus (terrible). mixed bag but we persist. wishing everyone a happy holiday season.
December 29, 2023 at 5:59 AM
love me some hummus! unfortunately all out here :( any hummus fans out there!?
December 24, 2023 at 3:14 AM
bluesky is back baby we’re a butterfly now and we’re cool do not look at how many active users there are at one time that is unimportant we are so back
December 24, 2023 at 2:36 AM
December 24, 2023 at 2:13 AM
unfortunately i have fallen victim to wokeness and will be seeing what all this henry kissinger business is about!
December 1, 2023 at 11:50 PM
what we oughta do is post a lot on here so it feels Cool and we become ‘Cool’ people… compared to those Other Apps!
December 1, 2023 at 11:40 PM