Garrett Amini
@garrettamini.bsky.social
I was at that game, living in NYC.
So in the time between today and the last time we played NYCFC, I have gotten married, moved back to Seattle, and had two children.
So in the time between today and the last time we played NYCFC, I have gotten married, moved back to Seattle, and had two children.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was at that game, living in NYC.
So in the time between today and the last time we played NYCFC, I have gotten married, moved back to Seattle, and had two children.
So in the time between today and the last time we played NYCFC, I have gotten married, moved back to Seattle, and had two children.
How Mexican twitter is reacting to the leagues cup final
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
How Mexican twitter is reacting to the leagues cup final
They’ve got Messi, we’ve got Paul Rothrock
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They’ve got Messi, we’ve got Paul Rothrock
My son may not understand baseball yet, but I had to do this.
August 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My son may not understand baseball yet, but I had to do this.
Shout out to this guy with a rad sweater I rode behind today
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shout out to this guy with a rad sweater I rode behind today
On the left, a map of the mayoral primary results. Precincts favoring Harrell in teal, Wilson in orange.
On the right, a map of home ownership percentages. More home owners in green, more renters in red.
On the right, a map of home ownership percentages. More home owners in green, more renters in red.
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
On the left, a map of the mayoral primary results. Precincts favoring Harrell in teal, Wilson in orange.
On the right, a map of home ownership percentages. More home owners in green, more renters in red.
On the right, a map of home ownership percentages. More home owners in green, more renters in red.
Zak: “Humans need to argue”
Also Zak:
Also Zak:
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Zak: “Humans need to argue”
Also Zak:
Also Zak:
Zak: “Humans need to argue”
Also Zak:
Also Zak:
July 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Zak: “Humans need to argue”
Also Zak:
Also Zak:
The Limers
- no helmet, no worries
- have ridden a bicycle at least twice before
- will alternate between the bike lane and sidewalk depending on who is yelling at them
- make everyone around them nervous
- stoplights are for cars
- no helmet, no worries
- have ridden a bicycle at least twice before
- will alternate between the bike lane and sidewalk depending on who is yelling at them
- make everyone around them nervous
- stoplights are for cars
July 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Limers
- no helmet, no worries
- have ridden a bicycle at least twice before
- will alternate between the bike lane and sidewalk depending on who is yelling at them
- make everyone around them nervous
- stoplights are for cars
- no helmet, no worries
- have ridden a bicycle at least twice before
- will alternate between the bike lane and sidewalk depending on who is yelling at them
- make everyone around them nervous
- stoplights are for cars
The e-bike casuals
- has unused accessories hanging all over the bike
- empty toddler seat on the back
- riding precisely at 20mph (legal limit)
- massive tires to off-road around slowpokes
- all the smug superiority of a cyclist without the physique
- disappear outside of commuting hours
- has unused accessories hanging all over the bike
- empty toddler seat on the back
- riding precisely at 20mph (legal limit)
- massive tires to off-road around slowpokes
- all the smug superiority of a cyclist without the physique
- disappear outside of commuting hours
July 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The e-bike casuals
- has unused accessories hanging all over the bike
- empty toddler seat on the back
- riding precisely at 20mph (legal limit)
- massive tires to off-road around slowpokes
- all the smug superiority of a cyclist without the physique
- disappear outside of commuting hours
- has unused accessories hanging all over the bike
- empty toddler seat on the back
- riding precisely at 20mph (legal limit)
- massive tires to off-road around slowpokes
- all the smug superiority of a cyclist without the physique
- disappear outside of commuting hours
The middle-aged men in Lycra (MAMILs)
- *not* having fun
- will choose to ride in the car lane parallel to a bike lane
- might run over a toddler on a trike if the child didn’t use an arm signal
- knows every other MAMIL on the route
- the noisy constituency that gets bike infrastructure gets built
- *not* having fun
- will choose to ride in the car lane parallel to a bike lane
- might run over a toddler on a trike if the child didn’t use an arm signal
- knows every other MAMIL on the route
- the noisy constituency that gets bike infrastructure gets built
July 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The middle-aged men in Lycra (MAMILs)
- *not* having fun
- will choose to ride in the car lane parallel to a bike lane
- might run over a toddler on a trike if the child didn’t use an arm signal
- knows every other MAMIL on the route
- the noisy constituency that gets bike infrastructure gets built
- *not* having fun
- will choose to ride in the car lane parallel to a bike lane
- might run over a toddler on a trike if the child didn’t use an arm signal
- knows every other MAMIL on the route
- the noisy constituency that gets bike infrastructure gets built
I did this very quickly, but here are my top ten films of the 21st century so far.
I consider most of these genre-defining.
I consider most of these genre-defining.
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I did this very quickly, but here are my top ten films of the 21st century so far.
I consider most of these genre-defining.
I consider most of these genre-defining.
He’s going to express his gratitude for them
June 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He’s going to express his gratitude for them
Seems most players don’t think about the Mariners much at all.
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Seems most players don’t think about the Mariners much at all.
If this character had become a senator
May 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If this character had become a senator
It was a great day to bike to the game
May 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It was a great day to bike to the game
How is it 2025 and this stupid thing still doesn’t reliably auto-hide after moving the cursor away?
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How is it 2025 and this stupid thing still doesn’t reliably auto-hide after moving the cursor away?
