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Happy Hanukkah to all my Hebraic Homies
^ Meant to tweet this durinf Hannukah, forgot
^ Meant to tweet this durinf Hannukah, forgot
September 7, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Happy Hanukkah to all my Hebraic Homies
^ Meant to tweet this durinf Hannukah, forgot
^ Meant to tweet this durinf Hannukah, forgot
This MF is acting cagey like I'm trying to talk up his GF....... Brother I'm not trying to get pussy from some blonde roundface!!!!!!! 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
September 7, 2023 at 4:05 AM
This MF is acting cagey like I'm trying to talk up his GF....... Brother I'm not trying to get pussy from some blonde roundface!!!!!!! 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
Time to meet my gf'S parent's friend. Wonderful, another 250 lb 5'4" guy who inherited 18 businesses. I wonder what he's gonna say to me. Ah, I'm drinking a pussy beer and my shirt's gay.
Nuke the Countryside
Nuke the Countryside
September 7, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Time to meet my gf'S parent's friend. Wonderful, another 250 lb 5'4" guy who inherited 18 businesses. I wonder what he's gonna say to me. Ah, I'm drinking a pussy beer and my shirt's gay.
Nuke the Countryside
Nuke the Countryside
Thw Only "Israeli Activists" I'm in favor of are friggin Hamas
September 7, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Thw Only "Israeli Activists" I'm in favor of are friggin Hamas
I asked my cousin what his favorite author is and he said "Niel Gay Man" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 he's right reading is like that!
September 7, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I asked my cousin what his favorite author is and he said "Niel Gay Man" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 he's right reading is like that!
What if the Gilmore Girls were retarded?
September 7, 2023 at 4:03 AM
What if the Gilmore Girls were retarded?
Listening to music is for bad people.
September 7, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Listening to music is for bad people.
"Support Black-Owned Businesses" who am I the chamber of commerce?????
September 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
"Support Black-Owned Businesses" who am I the chamber of commerce?????
MAKE MY DOG SLEEP OUTSIDE LIKE A VIETNAM VET
September 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
MAKE MY DOG SLEEP OUTSIDE LIKE A VIETNAM VET
Yeah more like Triumph of the CHILL, directed by Leni REEFEReinstahl
September 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Yeah more like Triumph of the CHILL, directed by Leni REEFEReinstahl
Call us the Dawgz cuz we Bow Bow [image]
September 7, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Call us the Dawgz cuz we Bow Bow [image]
Ideal sitch is to date a real skinny girl and then fatten that bitch up to how you like
September 7, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Ideal sitch is to date a real skinny girl and then fatten that bitch up to how you like
TV show OZARKS is like BREAKING BAD if every character was FLYNN (disabled)
September 7, 2023 at 4:00 AM
TV show OZARKS is like BREAKING BAD if every character was FLYNN (disabled)
Lookin' for the RJN's
September 7, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Lookin' for the RJN's
They Thems love hanging out in the dark so you cant tell what "they" really are. "They" are pretty spooky scurrying around.
September 7, 2023 at 3:59 AM
They Thems love hanging out in the dark so you cant tell what "they" really are. "They" are pretty spooky scurrying around.
Ate too much chili and now my tum tum hurts.....
September 7, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Ate too much chili and now my tum tum hurts.....
AIPAC is plotting to use their vicelike grip on the media to turn me anti-semitic, but guess what Jews, it ain't gonna work!!!!!
September 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
AIPAC is plotting to use their vicelike grip on the media to turn me anti-semitic, but guess what Jews, it ain't gonna work!!!!!
I wish I was back in the 1800s when it was not only acceptable to fetishize Asian cultures, but was actually a sign of sophistication. Also, there weren’t any goddamned vaccines!!!
September 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I wish I was back in the 1800s when it was not only acceptable to fetishize Asian cultures, but was actually a sign of sophistication. Also, there weren’t any goddamned vaccines!!!
Praying for the people of Ukraine... Praying that the Russians bring 'em a little culture when they roll those hoes over!!!!
September 7, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Praying for the people of Ukraine... Praying that the Russians bring 'em a little culture when they roll those hoes over!!!!
They Thems shpuld have to do both girl chores and boy chores, for ex. feeding AND doING the laundry
September 7, 2023 at 3:57 AM
They Thems shpuld have to do both girl chores and boy chores, for ex. feeding AND doING the laundry