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Ⓐ ☭ Garret Schuelke🌹🌻
@garretschuelke.bsky.social
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Author of the GODAN series, WHUP JAMBOREE, ANAMAKEE. Host of The Garret Schuelke Podcast and THE CHEESEBURGER BLUES: AN EXPLORATION INTO DAD BLUES ROCK. Music project is Neobeatglory. Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
Absolute ACAB
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Make this happen, Trump.
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"BY ANY *votes* NECESSARY"
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Howdy 🤠
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What Dems are actually doing:
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@pyramidschemegr.bsky.social weekend, part 2: Shonen Knife + The Pack A.D.
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@pyramidschemegr.bsky.social weekend, part 1: SOLD OUT: Doug Stanhope + Andy Andrist: Cruel & Unusual Comedy
October 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Watching #Wrestlepalooza at a nearby, nearly-empty theatre, since Im not gonna cuck out and pay for that bullshit ESPN/Disney/Hulu package
September 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Meanwhile, in Wyoming Michigan, as people are hand wringing over an assasinated nazi, one man selfishly used his own truck to warn us about the real problems plaguing the country: THE PPO OFFICE AND CRIMINAL WOMEN 😡
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Rest in Peace, Charlie Kirk. You would have jizzed your pants if you saw this. #amerikkka
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The FBI has released another photo of Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin:
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
September 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Paris Vacation 2025, days 1 and 2: Boneyard Blues
September 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The Notorious JBP.
August 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Miss Frizz: The Ultimate Animorph
August 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Oh hey, I made a new friend in Chicago tonight.

Thanks much, @chucktingle.bsky.social

LOVE ❤️ IS ❤️ REAL❤️
August 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Chilling at the Chicago Cultural Center while waiting to see Chuck Tingle read tonight.
August 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Very much looking forward to dueling a corporate head who can read minds and steal souls in order to afford my blood pressure meds.
August 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*gazes while listening to the Lost in Translation soundtrack*
August 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Always remember: your nightmares could be WORSE. 🐞
August 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The mold that is currently killing Jordan Peterson:
August 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM