Garnet Seeker
@garnetseeker.bsky.social
The Internet Old Man (31+) that is contemplating the Musoems of Jimmy Pesto Jr., such as “What if God's name was Todd?”
Also trapped in the machine known as FFXIV. Look for an Elezen somewhere in Crystal Zalera, you can't miss him.
Also trapped in the machine known as FFXIV. Look for an Elezen somewhere in Crystal Zalera, you can't miss him.
3 hours of cleaning and rotating the whole bedroom after me and @little0clover.bsky.social talked about doing it for like a year and a half.
Old man bones be sore now lol
Old man bones be sore now lol
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
3 hours of cleaning and rotating the whole bedroom after me and @little0clover.bsky.social talked about doing it for like a year and a half.
Old man bones be sore now lol
Old man bones be sore now lol
📼The Apothecary Dairies, Season 2📼
We back at it again with some good romance and mystery. The plot do be thickening and I am so excited for Season 3.
Shisui singlehandedly became the best wing-woman in the entire show.
🐸🐸🐸
We back at it again with some good romance and mystery. The plot do be thickening and I am so excited for Season 3.
Shisui singlehandedly became the best wing-woman in the entire show.
🐸🐸🐸
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
📼The Apothecary Dairies, Season 2📼
We back at it again with some good romance and mystery. The plot do be thickening and I am so excited for Season 3.
Shisui singlehandedly became the best wing-woman in the entire show.
🐸🐸🐸
We back at it again with some good romance and mystery. The plot do be thickening and I am so excited for Season 3.
Shisui singlehandedly became the best wing-woman in the entire show.
🐸🐸🐸
Elden Ring Update 5: Hell and Heaven
-Beat Godfrey (Ghost Type)
-Beat Mohg
-Became a contract killer for the army of Satan (ft. Ironmouse)
-Raided a number of Hero Graves
-More Sidequests aplenty
-Leyndell Capital is large
-Subterranean Shunning-Grounds are a fucking maze of tunnels
. . .
-Dung
-Beat Godfrey (Ghost Type)
-Beat Mohg
-Became a contract killer for the army of Satan (ft. Ironmouse)
-Raided a number of Hero Graves
-More Sidequests aplenty
-Leyndell Capital is large
-Subterranean Shunning-Grounds are a fucking maze of tunnels
. . .
-Dung
July 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Elden Ring Update 5: Hell and Heaven
-Beat Godfrey (Ghost Type)
-Beat Mohg
-Became a contract killer for the army of Satan (ft. Ironmouse)
-Raided a number of Hero Graves
-More Sidequests aplenty
-Leyndell Capital is large
-Subterranean Shunning-Grounds are a fucking maze of tunnels
. . .
-Dung
-Beat Godfrey (Ghost Type)
-Beat Mohg
-Became a contract killer for the army of Satan (ft. Ironmouse)
-Raided a number of Hero Graves
-More Sidequests aplenty
-Leyndell Capital is large
-Subterranean Shunning-Grounds are a fucking maze of tunnels
. . .
-Dung
Elden Ring Update 4.5: Two... many letters.
-Found Ranni and proposed to her, I think
-Blaidd and Iji won't be attending the wedding
-Dark Moon Greatsword Acquired
-Between getting Terminal Cooties and the Blue Gash, I now have two potential Endings unlocked
-Lets find more "Grapes"
-Found Ranni and proposed to her, I think
-Blaidd and Iji won't be attending the wedding
-Dark Moon Greatsword Acquired
-Between getting Terminal Cooties and the Blue Gash, I now have two potential Endings unlocked
-Lets find more "Grapes"
July 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Elden Ring Update 4.5: Two... many letters.
-Found Ranni and proposed to her, I think
-Blaidd and Iji won't be attending the wedding
-Dark Moon Greatsword Acquired
-Between getting Terminal Cooties and the Blue Gash, I now have two potential Endings unlocked
-Lets find more "Grapes"
-Found Ranni and proposed to her, I think
-Blaidd and Iji won't be attending the wedding
-Dark Moon Greatsword Acquired
-Between getting Terminal Cooties and the Blue Gash, I now have two potential Endings unlocked
-Lets find more "Grapes"
Elden Ring Update 4: So Many Unlocks
-Beat Fortissax
-Beat Astel
-Found the Mini Ranni, proceeded to use her until she was spent
-Contracted Advanced Cooties from that one woman (its terminal)
-Helped a younger, less experienced D grieve over his older D
-The Lake of Rot can suck my entire ass
-Beat Fortissax
-Beat Astel
-Found the Mini Ranni, proceeded to use her until she was spent
-Contracted Advanced Cooties from that one woman (its terminal)
-Helped a younger, less experienced D grieve over his older D
-The Lake of Rot can suck my entire ass
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Elden Ring Update 4: So Many Unlocks
-Beat Fortissax
-Beat Astel
-Found the Mini Ranni, proceeded to use her until she was spent
-Contracted Advanced Cooties from that one woman (its terminal)
-Helped a younger, less experienced D grieve over his older D
-The Lake of Rot can suck my entire ass
-Beat Fortissax
-Beat Astel
-Found the Mini Ranni, proceeded to use her until she was spent
-Contracted Advanced Cooties from that one woman (its terminal)
-Helped a younger, less experienced D grieve over his older D
-The Lake of Rot can suck my entire ass
Elden Ring Update 3: Quests Galore!
-Beat Radahn
-Got both halves of The Urinal Cake
-Found the Blue Gash Witch
-Watched a wizard die of Ligma in real time
-D, Vampire Hunter dead
-A woman gave me cooties and left
-Gave a blind(?) woman so many grapes(?)
-More clean up before I go into the Clunge
-Beat Radahn
-Got both halves of The Urinal Cake
-Found the Blue Gash Witch
-Watched a wizard die of Ligma in real time
-D, Vampire Hunter dead
-A woman gave me cooties and left
-Gave a blind(?) woman so many grapes(?)
-More clean up before I go into the Clunge
June 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Elden Ring Update 3: Quests Galore!
-Beat Radahn
-Got both halves of The Urinal Cake
-Found the Blue Gash Witch
-Watched a wizard die of Ligma in real time
-D, Vampire Hunter dead
-A woman gave me cooties and left
-Gave a blind(?) woman so many grapes(?)
-More clean up before I go into the Clunge
-Beat Radahn
-Got both halves of The Urinal Cake
-Found the Blue Gash Witch
-Watched a wizard die of Ligma in real time
-D, Vampire Hunter dead
-A woman gave me cooties and left
-Gave a blind(?) woman so many grapes(?)
-More clean up before I go into the Clunge
Elden Ring Update 2 Electric Boogaloo
-Beat Rennala
-Currently combing as much of Liurnia as possible
-Side Quests aplenty
-Looking for Blueberry Bitch with them Yoinky Sploinky Hands that can work a Pringles Can (ft. Shenpai)
-More Bosses put into the ground
-Caelid still sucks
-Beat Rennala
-Currently combing as much of Liurnia as possible
-Side Quests aplenty
-Looking for Blueberry Bitch with them Yoinky Sploinky Hands that can work a Pringles Can (ft. Shenpai)
-More Bosses put into the ground
-Caelid still sucks
June 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Elden Ring Update 2 Electric Boogaloo
-Beat Rennala
-Currently combing as much of Liurnia as possible
-Side Quests aplenty
-Looking for Blueberry Bitch with them Yoinky Sploinky Hands that can work a Pringles Can (ft. Shenpai)
-More Bosses put into the ground
-Caelid still sucks
-Beat Rennala
-Currently combing as much of Liurnia as possible
-Side Quests aplenty
-Looking for Blueberry Bitch with them Yoinky Sploinky Hands that can work a Pringles Can (ft. Shenpai)
-More Bosses put into the ground
-Caelid still sucks
📽️K-Pop Demon Hunters📽️
This was a lot of fun. Character expressions make for great reaction gifs. Every song is a bop.
Only real complaint is that it was very fast-paced. The first 30 minutes could have been its own movie but we just fly by story beats to reach the next song.
I like Zoey.
This was a lot of fun. Character expressions make for great reaction gifs. Every song is a bop.
Only real complaint is that it was very fast-paced. The first 30 minutes could have been its own movie but we just fly by story beats to reach the next song.
I like Zoey.
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
📽️K-Pop Demon Hunters📽️
This was a lot of fun. Character expressions make for great reaction gifs. Every song is a bop.
Only real complaint is that it was very fast-paced. The first 30 minutes could have been its own movie but we just fly by story beats to reach the next song.
I like Zoey.
This was a lot of fun. Character expressions make for great reaction gifs. Every song is a bop.
Only real complaint is that it was very fast-paced. The first 30 minutes could have been its own movie but we just fly by story beats to reach the next song.
I like Zoey.
I'll just make this my Elden Ring thread I suppose lmao
Notable milestones:
-Beat Margit
-Beat Godrick
-Combed as much of Limgrave as possible
-Many Bosses put into the ground
-Acquired current favorite weapon: Beeg Fuck-off Anchor
-Caelid sucks
-Liurina is wet
-Max0r videos are now making sense
Notable milestones:
-Beat Margit
-Beat Godrick
-Combed as much of Limgrave as possible
-Many Bosses put into the ground
-Acquired current favorite weapon: Beeg Fuck-off Anchor
-Caelid sucks
-Liurina is wet
-Max0r videos are now making sense
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'll just make this my Elden Ring thread I suppose lmao
Notable milestones:
-Beat Margit
-Beat Godrick
-Combed as much of Limgrave as possible
-Many Bosses put into the ground
-Acquired current favorite weapon: Beeg Fuck-off Anchor
-Caelid sucks
-Liurina is wet
-Max0r videos are now making sense
Notable milestones:
-Beat Margit
-Beat Godrick
-Combed as much of Limgrave as possible
-Many Bosses put into the ground
-Acquired current favorite weapon: Beeg Fuck-off Anchor
-Caelid sucks
-Liurina is wet
-Max0r videos are now making sense
I am attempting, for the third time, to get into Elden Ring.
idk what it was, maybe just not a good time or stuff taking more priority, but I just couldn't get my teeth to sink into this behemoth of a game.
I want try and experience this one for all it has to offer.
Professor Sad will guide me.
idk what it was, maybe just not a good time or stuff taking more priority, but I just couldn't get my teeth to sink into this behemoth of a game.
I want try and experience this one for all it has to offer.
Professor Sad will guide me.
June 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I am attempting, for the third time, to get into Elden Ring.
idk what it was, maybe just not a good time or stuff taking more priority, but I just couldn't get my teeth to sink into this behemoth of a game.
I want try and experience this one for all it has to offer.
Professor Sad will guide me.
idk what it was, maybe just not a good time or stuff taking more priority, but I just couldn't get my teeth to sink into this behemoth of a game.
I want try and experience this one for all it has to offer.
Professor Sad will guide me.
🎮Dark Souls 3🎮
Been a while since I played a FromSoft Soulsborne so had to shake off some rust.
But after that, it was mostly smooth sailing. Same level of difficulty, same level of learning curve.
Hilarious that I beat Nameless King on my "first" try (The bird got me on the first attempt.)
Been a while since I played a FromSoft Soulsborne so had to shake off some rust.
But after that, it was mostly smooth sailing. Same level of difficulty, same level of learning curve.
Hilarious that I beat Nameless King on my "first" try (The bird got me on the first attempt.)
May 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
🎮Dark Souls 3🎮
Been a while since I played a FromSoft Soulsborne so had to shake off some rust.
But after that, it was mostly smooth sailing. Same level of difficulty, same level of learning curve.
Hilarious that I beat Nameless King on my "first" try (The bird got me on the first attempt.)
Been a while since I played a FromSoft Soulsborne so had to shake off some rust.
But after that, it was mostly smooth sailing. Same level of difficulty, same level of learning curve.
Hilarious that I beat Nameless King on my "first" try (The bird got me on the first attempt.)
💻[EN Recollection] Season 1 - Elizabeth's POV💻
I 100% blame @foxtayters.bsky.social for getting me invested into this insane, week filled drama of talents.
So I start with Lady Bloodflame, as her love story with Nerissa is what got me interested.
That being said,
THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I 100% blame @foxtayters.bsky.social for getting me invested into this insane, week filled drama of talents.
So I start with Lady Bloodflame, as her love story with Nerissa is what got me interested.
That being said,
THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
May 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
💻[EN Recollection] Season 1 - Elizabeth's POV💻
I 100% blame @foxtayters.bsky.social for getting me invested into this insane, week filled drama of talents.
So I start with Lady Bloodflame, as her love story with Nerissa is what got me interested.
That being said,
THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I 100% blame @foxtayters.bsky.social for getting me invested into this insane, week filled drama of talents.
So I start with Lady Bloodflame, as her love story with Nerissa is what got me interested.
That being said,
THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
🎮Fortnite C6S2, LAWLESS🎮
Finally getting to add a game back into the thread, and of course its Fortnite again.
Lawless was pretty alright. The Exotics were fun when they got added later. The Kneecapper was my highlight weapon of the Season.
Big Dill Runamok as the Realest OG in the Biz.
Finally getting to add a game back into the thread, and of course its Fortnite again.
Lawless was pretty alright. The Exotics were fun when they got added later. The Kneecapper was my highlight weapon of the Season.
Big Dill Runamok as the Realest OG in the Biz.
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
🎮Fortnite C6S2, LAWLESS🎮
Finally getting to add a game back into the thread, and of course its Fortnite again.
Lawless was pretty alright. The Exotics were fun when they got added later. The Kneecapper was my highlight weapon of the Season.
Big Dill Runamok as the Realest OG in the Biz.
Finally getting to add a game back into the thread, and of course its Fortnite again.
Lawless was pretty alright. The Exotics were fun when they got added later. The Kneecapper was my highlight weapon of the Season.
Big Dill Runamok as the Realest OG in the Biz.
📼Blue Exorcist: The Blue Night Saga📼
The Backstory Arc to end all Backstory Arcs. This brought me and wife to tears.
"This is a story that will only end in tragedy."
-Mephisto Pheles
The Backstory Arc to end all Backstory Arcs. This brought me and wife to tears.
"This is a story that will only end in tragedy."
-Mephisto Pheles
May 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
📼Blue Exorcist: The Blue Night Saga📼
The Backstory Arc to end all Backstory Arcs. This brought me and wife to tears.
"This is a story that will only end in tragedy."
-Mephisto Pheles
The Backstory Arc to end all Backstory Arcs. This brought me and wife to tears.
"This is a story that will only end in tragedy."
-Mephisto Pheles
📼Blue Exorcist: Beyond the Snow Saga📼
Both of us are caught up now.
We love Shura.
Yukio is not doing so good.
Wife now wants to Hate Fuck Mephisto for his shenanigans.
Both of us are caught up now.
We love Shura.
Yukio is not doing so good.
Wife now wants to Hate Fuck Mephisto for his shenanigans.
May 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
📼Blue Exorcist: Beyond the Snow Saga📼
Both of us are caught up now.
We love Shura.
Yukio is not doing so good.
Wife now wants to Hate Fuck Mephisto for his shenanigans.
Both of us are caught up now.
We love Shura.
Yukio is not doing so good.
Wife now wants to Hate Fuck Mephisto for his shenanigans.
📼Blue Exorcist: Shimane Illuminati Saga [Rewatch]📼
It feels good getting Arcs that focus on the supporting cast to flesh them out better.
After this, Wife has now evolved into just liking any ship involving Suguro.
It feels good getting Arcs that focus on the supporting cast to flesh them out better.
After this, Wife has now evolved into just liking any ship involving Suguro.
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
📼Blue Exorcist: Shimane Illuminati Saga [Rewatch]📼
It feels good getting Arcs that focus on the supporting cast to flesh them out better.
After this, Wife has now evolved into just liking any ship involving Suguro.
It feels good getting Arcs that focus on the supporting cast to flesh them out better.
After this, Wife has now evolved into just liking any ship involving Suguro.
📼Blue Exorcist: Kyoto Saga [Rewatch]📼
Wife needed a refresher on this Arc as she has been wanting to watch the new seasons with me before I got too far ahead.
This was a nice thing to rewatch, and it just makes what I know from the next Arc more fun.
Wife is now a firm believer of Rin x Suguro.
Wife needed a refresher on this Arc as she has been wanting to watch the new seasons with me before I got too far ahead.
This was a nice thing to rewatch, and it just makes what I know from the next Arc more fun.
Wife is now a firm believer of Rin x Suguro.
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
📼Blue Exorcist: Kyoto Saga [Rewatch]📼
Wife needed a refresher on this Arc as she has been wanting to watch the new seasons with me before I got too far ahead.
This was a nice thing to rewatch, and it just makes what I know from the next Arc more fun.
Wife is now a firm believer of Rin x Suguro.
Wife needed a refresher on this Arc as she has been wanting to watch the new seasons with me before I got too far ahead.
This was a nice thing to rewatch, and it just makes what I know from the next Arc more fun.
Wife is now a firm believer of Rin x Suguro.
📼Devil May Cry (Netflix)📼
Keep in mind, I have a passable knowledge of this series.
Yeah this was pretty fun. Took a minute to get used to JYB as Dante but he fit well. The tonal whiplash of the last episode's ending was hilariously bad though.
Wife is abhorrently horny for White Rabbit.
Keep in mind, I have a passable knowledge of this series.
Yeah this was pretty fun. Took a minute to get used to JYB as Dante but he fit well. The tonal whiplash of the last episode's ending was hilariously bad though.
Wife is abhorrently horny for White Rabbit.
April 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
📼Devil May Cry (Netflix)📼
Keep in mind, I have a passable knowledge of this series.
Yeah this was pretty fun. Took a minute to get used to JYB as Dante but he fit well. The tonal whiplash of the last episode's ending was hilariously bad though.
Wife is abhorrently horny for White Rabbit.
Keep in mind, I have a passable knowledge of this series.
Yeah this was pretty fun. Took a minute to get used to JYB as Dante but he fit well. The tonal whiplash of the last episode's ending was hilariously bad though.
Wife is abhorrently horny for White Rabbit.
Eternal's Breath
Master Fall's starting and signature Keyblade, born out of desperation to save their homeworld from destruction.
Master Fall's starting and signature Keyblade, born out of desperation to save their homeworld from destruction.
January 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Eternal's Breath
Master Fall's starting and signature Keyblade, born out of desperation to save their homeworld from destruction.
Master Fall's starting and signature Keyblade, born out of desperation to save their homeworld from destruction.
📼Monsters at Work, Season 2📼
This is certainly a show that happened.
The antagonist from Monsters University bagged the goth bitch and canonically fucked. I still can't fathom how that happened.
This is certainly a show that happened.
The antagonist from Monsters University bagged the goth bitch and canonically fucked. I still can't fathom how that happened.
January 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
📼Monsters at Work, Season 2📼
This is certainly a show that happened.
The antagonist from Monsters University bagged the goth bitch and canonically fucked. I still can't fathom how that happened.
This is certainly a show that happened.
The antagonist from Monsters University bagged the goth bitch and canonically fucked. I still can't fathom how that happened.
📼Media Thread 2025📼
Fuck it. We Ball. This is my Yapping Account anyways.
Lets talk about shit I've watched this year.
Fuck it. We Ball. This is my Yapping Account anyways.
Lets talk about shit I've watched this year.
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
📼Media Thread 2025📼
Fuck it. We Ball. This is my Yapping Account anyways.
Lets talk about shit I've watched this year.
Fuck it. We Ball. This is my Yapping Account anyways.
Lets talk about shit I've watched this year.
Me and the Missus @little0clover.bsky.social made some homemade mini cherry cheesecakes for Christmas lunch with the family this year.
For a first time go, these came out pretty well.
For a first time go, these came out pretty well.
December 25, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Me and the Missus @little0clover.bsky.social made some homemade mini cherry cheesecakes for Christmas lunch with the family this year.
For a first time go, these came out pretty well.
For a first time go, these came out pretty well.
Howling Tempest
Vion's signature Keyblade, after obtaining his Mark of Mastery
Vion's signature Keyblade, after obtaining his Mark of Mastery
December 19, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Howling Tempest
Vion's signature Keyblade, after obtaining his Mark of Mastery
Vion's signature Keyblade, after obtaining his Mark of Mastery
Another sneaky gpose from my wife, featuring my wife.
She likes my tractor tricycle.
She likes my tractor tricycle.
December 12, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Another sneaky gpose from my wife, featuring my wife.
She likes my tractor tricycle.
She likes my tractor tricycle.