@garlockthewarlock.bsky.social
Tongues were made to touch other tongues
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Tongues were made to touch other tongues
Three square meals all in one tasty cutie
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Three square meals all in one tasty cutie
So what I'm hearing is he'd make the perfect breakfast in bed
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
So what I'm hearing is he'd make the perfect breakfast in bed
Yelp, moan, groan, that just means I'm doing a good job 😜
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Yelp, moan, groan, that just means I'm doing a good job 😜
Good soldiers follow orders let me get my chompers ready
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Good soldiers follow orders let me get my chompers ready
Also idk if I believe that about Ollie, gonna have to check for myself
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Also idk if I believe that about Ollie, gonna have to check for myself
How you gonna tell me they taste like *lewdness* and expect my tongue to not wander???
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
How you gonna tell me they taste like *lewdness* and expect my tongue to not wander???
But licking fros tastes so much sweeter 😋
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
But licking fros tastes so much sweeter 😋
They taste like sweets, how can I not lick them??
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 AM
They taste like sweets, how can I not lick them??
Mmm yes more lore pls
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Mmm yes more lore pls
Take that *deadlines, I'm pissing on the moon!
January 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Take that *deadlines, I'm pissing on the moon!
Take that, artblock, I'm pissing on the moon!
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Take that, artblock, I'm pissing on the moon!
Pissing and crying all by yourself handsome?
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Pissing and crying all by yourself handsome?
Well if you look at me like that how can I refuse???
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Well if you look at me like that how can I refuse???
Many hands make light work and my hands will gladly lighten your load ;3
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Many hands make light work and my hands will gladly lighten your load ;3
Do it do it do it do it
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Do it do it do it do it
Well I have a solution for that >:3
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Well I have a solution for that >:3
They're buttons for my thumbs
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
They're buttons for my thumbs
I heard tell there have been deadra worshipers spotted in the woods around the capital, I can't imagine that ending well for anyone
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I heard tell there have been deadra worshipers spotted in the woods around the capital, I can't imagine that ending well for anyone
Have you heard? The king has taken ill! These truly are dark times...
January 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Have you heard? The king has taken ill! These truly are dark times...
That's why I simply avoid people by imagining I'm an oblivion npc locked in an animation
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
That's why I simply avoid people by imagining I'm an oblivion npc locked in an animation
I need this under my tree next year
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I need this under my tree next year