Garlips
@garlips.bsky.social
He/Him who lives inside the big box in front of you. Too many ideas; all stupid. Variety Streamer and Speedrunner. Watch Low Rez! || https://garlips.scai.gg
TODAY! 19:30 UK time, the first race of SEASON THREE of StruggleR will be kicking off - a 3 player Trap Trek race! Expect tumbles, falls and a lot of swearing. F4d3d, Garlips and Kythias meet in the arena and ANYTHING (but mainly gaming) could happen!!! Don't miss it at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle.
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
TODAY! 19:30 UK time, the first race of SEASON THREE of StruggleR will be kicking off - a 3 player Trap Trek race! Expect tumbles, falls and a lot of swearing. F4d3d, Garlips and Kythias meet in the arena and ANYTHING (but mainly gaming) could happen!!! Don't miss it at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle.
The first things I bought on Steam… some classics, @axton1061.bsky.social getting me to play BL2, already in love with anything Remedy, still have not played Anna or To The Moon lol
August 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The first things I bought on Steam… some classics, @axton1061.bsky.social getting me to play BL2, already in love with anything Remedy, still have not played Anna or To The Moon lol
It’s that time again… GARLIPALOOZA is coming. Monday 14th July - 00:00 BST. Over 200 jank Steam games I’ve never even heard of before, Bingo, speedrunning and other assorted hijinks!
June 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s that time again… GARLIPALOOZA is coming. Monday 14th July - 00:00 BST. Over 200 jank Steam games I’ve never even heard of before, Bingo, speedrunning and other assorted hijinks!
Send help. Except don’t, I don’t need it, I am very happy to be locked in VS prison. I knew I’d fall in deep with this game and glad I waited until imaginary PSN trophies were involved. 🥲
June 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Send help. Except don’t, I don’t need it, I am very happy to be locked in VS prison. I knew I’d fall in deep with this game and glad I waited until imaginary PSN trophies were involved. 🥲
Here's a nice static one for you to save to your phone - checkable at any time! :D
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Here's a nice static one for you to save to your phone - checkable at any time! :D
FRIENDS! Low Rez is doing it's first ever Relay Raid, weekend of 31/05-01/06! Group games, chat involvement and various hijinks of all kinds will be had - look forward to it! Scratch that, cancel everything and clear your calendar so you don't miss a single second of this 24+hr train - CHOO CHOO!!
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
FRIENDS! Low Rez is doing it's first ever Relay Raid, weekend of 31/05-01/06! Group games, chat involvement and various hijinks of all kinds will be had - look forward to it! Scratch that, cancel everything and clear your calendar so you don't miss a single second of this 24+hr train - CHOO CHOO!!
Found a note from a journal while tidying up - this is from roughly September 2020. You might think Garlips was being too hard on himself but he was getting sick and tired of me eating myself to death. I’ve still got a long way to go, but I want past me to know… I stopped being a passenger. ✊🏻
March 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Found a note from a journal while tidying up - this is from roughly September 2020. You might think Garlips was being too hard on himself but he was getting sick and tired of me eating myself to death. I’ve still got a long way to go, but I want past me to know… I stopped being a passenger. ✊🏻
This cost me £2. I had to buy it. HAD to.
March 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This cost me £2. I had to buy it. HAD to.
In less than 24hrs, two men will face each other in the ultimate test of bad speedruns... GARLIPS vs. STRIFE. It's happening, 7pm UK GMT at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle. Each game will be decided by wheelspin, all random, 15 bad games... a shitshow for the ages, hope to see you there! :D
March 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In less than 24hrs, two men will face each other in the ultimate test of bad speedruns... GARLIPS vs. STRIFE. It's happening, 7pm UK GMT at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle. Each game will be decided by wheelspin, all random, 15 bad games... a shitshow for the ages, hope to see you there! :D
Been with Bladez since very early 2011. That makes this the 15th Valentine’s Day. Feel like I should start getting weird with it and buy her a T-Rex.
February 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Been with Bladez since very early 2011. That makes this the 15th Valentine’s Day. Feel like I should start getting weird with it and buy her a T-Rex.
If you were a villain, who would you be?
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
Leicester charity shops - not bad as it’s all cheap. My quest to own every single bad interactive DVD game continues to plumb new depths with the Coronation Street acquisition. 🫡
January 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Leicester charity shops - not bad as it’s all cheap. My quest to own every single bad interactive DVD game continues to plumb new depths with the Coronation Street acquisition. 🫡
Behold! Tonight’s rig for the FF7: Straight Outta Midgar race between @deccyf.wheelofstruggle.com and @handsomestrife.bsky.social! Myself and QP1 will be commentating. twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle @ 18:00 GMT! Be there or be a polygonal semi-chibi low-rez NPC!
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Behold! Tonight’s rig for the FF7: Straight Outta Midgar race between @deccyf.wheelofstruggle.com and @handsomestrife.bsky.social! Myself and QP1 will be commentating. twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle @ 18:00 GMT! Be there or be a polygonal semi-chibi low-rez NPC!
Late March, my schedule frees up and yes, the rumours are true… I’m going to give Kingdom Hearts another shot. Back on PS2 I gave up in Tarzan’s world, all those years ago. Now I’m going to do the whole flipping thing. I like Disney, I hate modern Square-Enix so… this could be interesting. 🫣
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Late March, my schedule frees up and yes, the rumours are true… I’m going to give Kingdom Hearts another shot. Back on PS2 I gave up in Tarzan’s world, all those years ago. Now I’m going to do the whole flipping thing. I like Disney, I hate modern Square-Enix so… this could be interesting. 🫣
The Parasite Eve Marathon was meant to be… as this time 3 years ago I was playing P.E. for the first time after playing the sequel since a teenager. Now we’re finally gonna make a start on learning the run! 🦟
December 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The Parasite Eve Marathon was meant to be… as this time 3 years ago I was playing P.E. for the first time after playing the sequel since a teenager. Now we’re finally gonna make a start on learning the run! 🦟
What an incredible race this evening! Next up is a thrilling stealth assassin dash through feudal Japan... it's Quantum_P1 Vs. Flamewh33l in the epic Tenchu for PS1. Some snekky boys and girls gonna do a Naruto... you don't wanna miss it bruv.
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
What an incredible race this evening! Next up is a thrilling stealth assassin dash through feudal Japan... it's Quantum_P1 Vs. Flamewh33l in the epic Tenchu for PS1. Some snekky boys and girls gonna do a Naruto... you don't wanna miss it bruv.
Don't cry into your eggnog friends, because Christmas miracles can come true - StruggleR is back! Join us on Sunday 15th for the first in a bumper S2 that promises far more races and rivalries than last time. @marcman59.bsky.social and @raefgall.bsky.social faceoff Finally! Fantassly! FOUR!
December 12, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Don't cry into your eggnog friends, because Christmas miracles can come true - StruggleR is back! Join us on Sunday 15th for the first in a bumper S2 that promises far more races and rivalries than last time. @marcman59.bsky.social and @raefgall.bsky.social faceoff Finally! Fantassly! FOUR!
Fire Trainer. Don't even come at me with that leaf shite.
November 21, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Fire Trainer. Don't even come at me with that leaf shite.