These blue Hanukkah bagels I got in a variety pack dyed my intestines green; Happy Holidays y'all

It's literally my dream to do just a single axel and some twink (gender neutral) just landed a quad SMH

Sometimes in nature when uranium experiences a lot of stress it forms a hemorrhoidium on top

How do you say greedy turd in Japanese lol

U2: Sad eyes, crooked crosses
Extremely online people: Negative epicanthal tilt, sunken eyes

Occasionally seeing clever caricatures from this account www.instagram.com/caricaturepa... actually made me a better person.

On a lighter note, Brazil nuts is the worst nut IMO

I'm just a regular person but I'd love to have multiple names like people in the past: an ADULTING/professional name, a pen/art name, a religious name(or spiritual), etc. But not like an excessive number like characters in Russian novels lol

Uterine lining? Shed ✅
Grays? Maybe dyed ✅
Ready for semi vacation/semi honeymoon. Mini moon?

My first watch of Spirited Away bored me to death but my second watch just made me feel bad for the kid. Poor child is traumatized 😩

If the progressives wanna secure my vote they need to make the government take extra butt matter from people with overly big butts and dole them out out to semi-pancakes like me

If you don't like me at my fresh napa with kimchi juice added in soup then you don't deserve me at my Vegemite and chestnut spread toast. 🍲🍞

minecraft truly a classique

my pantheon of maybe too many SNES games for me to keeping calling people nintendo tarts:

Starting off the blue skies with my best tweet:

He miso on my bean til I natto ^_^