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Starting off the blue skies with my best tweet:

He miso on my bean til I natto ^_^
These blue Hanukkah bagels I got in a variety pack dyed my intestines green; Happy Holidays y'all
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's literally my dream to do just a single axel and some twink (gender neutral) just landed a quad SMH
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes in nature when uranium experiences a lot of stress it forms a hemorrhoidium on top
September 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How do you say greedy turd in Japanese lol
New Switch pricing in the U.S. (from Target)

OG Switch $299 -> $339
OLED Switch $349 -> $399
Lite Switch $199 -> $229
August 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
U2: Sad eyes, crooked crosses
Extremely online people: Negative epicanthal tilt, sunken eyes
June 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Occasionally seeing clever caricatures from this account www.instagram.com/caricaturepa... actually made me a better person.
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May 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
On a lighter note, Brazil nuts is the worst nut IMO
April 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm just a regular person but I'd love to have multiple names like people in the past: an ADULTING/professional name, a pen/art name, a religious name(or spiritual), etc. But not like an excessive number like characters in Russian novels lol
February 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Uterine lining? Shed ✅
Grays? Maybe dyed ✅
Ready for semi vacation/semi honeymoon. Mini moon?
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My first watch of Spirited Away bored me to death but my second watch just made me feel bad for the kid. Poor child is traumatized 😩
January 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If the progressives wanna secure my vote they need to make the government take extra butt matter from people with overly big butts and dole them out out to semi-pancakes like me
December 28, 2024 at 4:03 PM
If you don't like me at my fresh napa with kimchi juice added in soup then you don't deserve me at my Vegemite and chestnut spread toast. 🍲🍞
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
minecraft truly a classique

my pantheon of maybe too many SNES games for me to keeping calling people nintendo tarts:
November 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Starting off the blue skies with my best tweet:

He miso on my bean til I natto ^_^
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM